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Song Parodies -> "Snow"

Original Song Title:

"Blow"

Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Snow"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

T.P. -- Toilet Paper
Hahahahahahahahaha...Chill!

Food stores packed
The shelves have been cleaned
They're fresh out of milk
Bread, eggs, and T.P.
Blizzard warning
It's a deep freeze
Wear gloves, hats, and scarves
And break out the skis

No one knows how to drive
So shut the city down (Cause it's about to)
It's time to salt the roads and
Get the snow plows out

Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to

Heads up (Smack!)
Snowball in your eye!
Might need something hot
To make it feel right
Find a friend to
Help you stay warm
The forecast tonight
Six inches or more (Hot!)

Ice, sleet, and freezing rain will
Come down from the clouds (Cause it's about to)
Beer, wine and vodka drinks
Tonight we're getting plowed

Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to

Snow, snow, snow

Traffics sucks, don't complain
Scrape your windows, use your chains
Pump your brakes in freezing rain
And you might stay in your lane
Schools will close, drifts will blow
Morons driving super slow
Kids will play I hope they know
Not to eat the yellow snow (Oh no!)

It is almost, winter (Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow)
You catch my drift? (Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow)

Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Snow-ow-o-o-o-o-ow
Cause it's about to

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Matthias - December 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I really can't stand Ke$ha... Really not at all. I only did a parody of "Tik Tok" because it was part of my Weird Al Polka project. Still this was a very good parody especially this time of year and looking out the window it actually is snowing so I'm happy. I also love that you were still able to be you and worked in a goofy pun: "Catch my drift". Very funny. Keep on writing Jeff and I hope to see some new parodies of yours in the Ages of Amiright contest.
Chris Bodily TM - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice Zappa reference! I'm not really sure what to think of Ke$ha and I don't care how many times she calls herself "Keh-shuh," I'll call her "Kee-shuh" all I want. But I gotta give her credit for "Tik Tok" being so catchy, and especially for co-writing Britney's #1 hit "Till the World Ends" -- one of the many best songs on Femme Fatale (YMMV). As for you, the first verse sounds more like the Apocalypse (very timely ;D), and the snowball in your eye reminds me of Rocko's Modern Christmas with the constipated snow cloud. If you really wanted to, you could quit your day job of writing parodies and become a meteorologist. P.S. the pacing threw me off with the spoken part at the end. 455
Porfle Popnecker - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
As Mr. Freeze would say, "Cool parody."
Abbott Skelding - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice job! I think I'm in the minority that actually likes Ke$ha, so bonus points for that. I also really like the "we're getting plowed" line...solid work here!
Glen S - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
The song deserved it, so this is an easy sell to me. Well played Jeff, with not too many lines to work with really.
Blaydeman - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like Ke$ha as well. Some of her songs are really crappy, but others are so catchy. I enjoy them. This was snow funny ;) Lots of hilarious snow puns.
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wow, you did awesome here given what little the OS gave you (in terms of line length and song wuality :D). I thoroughly enjoyed this despite the fact that it's summer down here in Oz. 555!
Max Power - July 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Better snow than rain, 555 inches.
bobpiecheese - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above (except the fact I reading this in winter now...and it still doesn't apply because Aussie winter is just wet and grey)!
Matthias - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Wish it was snowing over here these 95+ degree days are killing me. Fun stuff now as fun as it was 7 years ago! Wow! How time flies!!!

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