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Song Parodies -> "Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Blow"

Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Blood"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

The original has alot of occult references alone, I don't think it needed my rendition to over-emphasize it.
(Chuckle)
Death

Spurn skin at
Thy fraternity
The brownest cloak, please
Thou showth your appease

Bid SRA
Smell how they bleed
Become one of us
Or let thy throat leak

It’s time to flip the Cross and shut all light source down
Our Priest may have some-
Tonight witness true power, true religion found

Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the-

Their guts (lungs)
Art in our control
Once their soul ‘s passed on
We shave to thy bone

Bathe each reward with ample gore
Thy bottomless pit
Is filling once more (Hell)

This night bringeth Black Masses between chanting crowds
Let's sacrifice the-
Tonight we’ll dance the plague out of thou mental grounds

Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the-

Give, give, give giveth rain
Blood for rain
Great Massacre
Amongst the heavens
For Leviathan
From Tiamat to Satan

Blood for rain
Angel pain
Taste the bitter
Atheist serum
Chant “Save Ahriman!”
“Save the night sky, SAVE SATAN!”

Once the dance is over
(Blood)
Find more to slit
(Blood)

(Chuckle)
Die
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the blood
Blood
Our prince will drink the-
Hopefully, this won't be taken THAT seriously...

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Filidicus - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
A wonderful song. It gains what it follows.

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