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Song Parodies -> "An Actuall Teenage Dream"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dream"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"An Actuall Teenage Dream"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

You know the kind...I was gonna send this to that "other" site,but realized this one's too soft for their tastes
What is this place?
Don't know where I am
It's filled with craze
Full of chains,satin and ham
It's kinda sexy
Though I'm not sure about the spiked bed

And there's this lady
This is when things get weird
She says:"My name's Betty
I want you to put on this Santa beard
And see that leather whip?
Gemme that chainsaw next to it"

She's wearin' a corset,
Stockings and Nike shoes
And her hair's freaky
One half blonde,the other blue

O.K. so I may be in a
Teenage dream
The way this whole thing feels
So,I sleep
And I gotta say
It's pretty whack
It's pretty whack

And it's bizarrre
But still kinda hot
This chick in front of me
Now baby I believe
This ain't real
It's like my mind's on crack
My mind on crack
My mind on crack

She's got this friend
Who looks like Miss Cleo
But it's a leather-wearin' Ayn Rand
This is like a Lady GaGa video
They start making out;sleaze
You're probably thinking:
"Brain bleach,please!"

I'm pretty sure I'm in a
Teenage dream
One directed by David Lynch
So,I sleep
And I'm staying in my sack
Stayin' in my sack
Stayin' in my sack

I don't wanna wake up
From this acid trip
It's so cool
Now they got chips 'n' dip
Can it get any better?
I don't wanna go back
I don't wanna go back

Wait a minute...Barbara Bush?!This is not a dream,IT'S A NIGHTMARE!!!

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