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Song Parodies -> "Dark Force"

Original Song Title:

"Dark Horse"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Dark Force"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

I knew you were
You were gonna say his name.
And here you are
But you better watch your back.
Cause he's unpredictable, he's capable.
Of anything ghoulish and grotesque.

He can be your best friend.
He can be your nightmare too.
But don't make him your enemy, your enemy.


So you wanna play with dead things.
You should know that handbook isn't a toy.
Do you dare to say his name now?
Cause he's the ghost with the most.

Are you ready now, ready now.
To risk it all, risk it all.
Say it once, say it twice, now three times.
Now you've summoned him.


Heed my words
These ghosts don't think you're welcome here.
They'll possess you.
Make you a sing a calypso song.
Make hands out of shrimp that attack.


They want to make you pay, make you pay.
Now just say his name now, say it.
Say it once, twice, three times the charm.
So just be careful, keep the handbook safe for me.
Keep it safe for me.


So you wanna play with dead things.
You should know that handbook isn't a toy.
Do you dare to say his name now?
Cause he's the ghost with the most.


Are you ready now, to risk it all.
To risk it all, risk it all.
Say it once, say it twice, now three times.
Now you've summoned him.

He's a ghost, he'll spook you cold.
He's not joking with his tricks.
He'll scare you straight now.
Like Adam and Barbara.
Be careful

Try not to get too close.
Cause he's outrageous and gross.
Keep the handbook protected.
Don't trust the living.
If you get the chance you better protect it.
Don't let anyone take it.


Keep an eye on Otho, he's smarter than he looks.
He might be the death of you, be extra careful.
Don't let him take the book, he'll exorcise you.
Because I don't think he realizes it's not a seance.

Woo! Damn, now he's got it.
Things look awful.
Adam and Barbara look like they've decayed.
Just say that ghost's name, and he'll fix it up.
Rising out with his hands like hammers at the fair.

BJ is about to haunt them and teach them.
Maxi Dean and the others just went flying.
Delia's sculpture's alive and is strangling her.
Now that Otho is going to get it.


So you really want to play with dead things?
Sorry, but the handbook is not a toy.
Baby do you dare to try this.
Cause you're dealing with a dark force.
Are you ready now, ready now?
Betelgeuse is loose, Betelgeuse is loose.
He's the ghost, he's got the most.
There's no turning back.

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