I am alone
Since I'm the last one who's awake now
I'll make a new
Sockpu-uppet accou-ount
The screenname will be weird
Like "Defo-ormed Chicken Nugget"
If I-I-I get banned
I'll be sure to make another (of course)

You can block me forever
But if you know me that well, then you know it won't work
Don't try to talk it over
I will call you a jerk--oh ohh ohhhh!

I ruin wikis
Because it's fun to do
Blow the admins' brains into bits
Especially Sprink, Shane, and that brat Kenzen! Ohhh oh ohhhhh!
I ruin wikis
'Cause I get all of the
Attention sufficient to thrive
When tension rises, I feel so good inside! Ohhh oh ohhhhh!

Roleplay is destroyed
When I come, but get kicked out
So I-I-I make a new
Sockpuppet IRC account. Oh crap!

You can block me forever
But if you know me that well, then you know it won't work
Don't try to talk it over
I will call you a jerk--oh ohh ohhhh!