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Song Parodies -> "(Fake) Native American"

Original Song Title:

"Extraterrestrial"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"(Fake) Native American"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

Elizabeth Warren still claims she has Native American ancestry but refuses to prove it with a simple genetic test. Parody on I say!
Native American

(Sung to 'Extraterrestrial' - The Electorate)

"E.T."
(Single Version)
(feat. Kanbe Pissed)

[Kanbe Pissed:]
I have an empty mind
And not much to say
My jaw it stuck shut (shut)
I ate a Milky Way (Way)
I am a legend
But rather vapid
I'm sounding stupid
Perry paid me
to lure the blacks; see
Rat Warren votes a whorin'
Stepped into the shit you see
Now you'll hear a parody about her sanity
She calls herself an Indian; let out a war whoop...
Now it be that time to lay a trail of poop!

[Generic Autotune Addict Female:]
Lizzie now is an Indian
Because her parents said so
politician asshole!
Way past dissimilation
I know where this is going
Emesis I'm throwing

Not cool, Fauxcahontas!
Lying little dotard
used it to gain Harvard
Pure White DNA
That's what comprises you

You're from a politicians world
A unique dementia
I could easily despise
And we're ready to go
Vote you out of the light

Cheat us, Ch-Ch-Cheat Us
Insult the Comanches
by cheating the Apaches
Rob us, Rob-Rob-Rob Us
You think you are Chippewa
Shooting out ass wa-wa

Liz is an Indian!
(Right. Then I am African)
she eats dope laced pemmican
(Fake) Native American

You are cacophonic
Holding Senate Power
Yes that makes me glower
Your lies are moronic
this is liberal tragic

You're from a bankruptcy world
I feel apprehension
Its you I despise
And I'm ready to help
Removing you; the blight

Fake me, Fa-Fa-Fake me
Disrespecting Chippewa
Angering the Kiowa!
Fake me, Fa-Fa-Fake me
Channeling my Hopi
Delusional and Dopey

She's an Indian!
(Right.) Then I am African
She's no Mohican
(Fake) Native American

This is mindset devil
On a whole new level
Liz ain't minority

A 23 & Me test
Will lay this matter to rest
But she'll take no risk at all
All

[Kanbe Pissed:]
Ya know I'm laughin' 'bout this
Though my gag name is Kanbe Pissed
Putting Indian names... into this parody
I'll do whats needed to make you stare at me
Crap on Pee Dee and the Pawnee
Bein' Gwich'in sure is bitchin'
Because I say so
from tales in the kitchen!
So I've co-opted you
And there's nothing you can do
This is MA home'; where the liberals roam...

[Generic Autotune Addict Female:]
Fake me, Fa-Fa-Fake me
Now I am an Aztec
Public venue train wreck
Lying me, ly-ly-lying me
I wanna be Jumano
Will this end? I don't know

You're no Indian
Elizabeth Warren
Mushroom Pemmican
(Fake) Native American

(Fake) Native American
(Fake) Native American

One day the Indians
will make you face your sin
Tide Pods Pemmican
(Fake) Native American

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