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Song Parodies -> "Air Force"

Original Song Title:

"Dark Horse"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Air Force"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

We all remember this song... Katy Perry’s third studio album “Prism” had some really good songs, most notably, “Roar” and the song I’m parodying today. I tried making it as funny as possible, and I hope you enjoy it!
We knew you were
You were gonna come for them
And here you are
But you better not shoot us
Cause we’re capable of destroying things
Kill anything and everything

We’ll kill you, you dumb guy
We are the one and only
We are your biggest enemy, your enemy, your enemy

This is gonna be so tragic
Man, you don’t know whatcha falling for
Man, please, don’t you try to do this
Cause we’re coming atcha: we’re the Air Force

You’re not ready for, ready for
Our perfect guns, our perfect guns
Cause once you’re shot, once you’re shot
You’re on your back

No last words
Our guns will make you suffocate
Like a fish
Like a fish without water
Fall down on earth
If you choose to run away, you will pay

We shot your adrenal glands now baby
You will die or not, you baby
So just be ready when we gun you down to die
Gun you down, be ready to die

Don’t shoot us, psychopathic
Boii, you should know who your messing with
We will all shoot you just like this
Cause we’re coming atcha: we’re the Air Force
You are dying for, dying for
A robbery, a robbery
And once you’re dead, once you’re dead
You’re world will go black

Shot your brain
We called it Karma
We shoot your heart out
Like this is Sparta
Be careful
Try not to tick us off
We’ll kill you with asteroids
And they’re at the drop-off

We will show no love
When we shoot you
If we get the chance we will all break you
Shoot your eyelids and if we shoot your heart
You turn dead as a freezer
Your stupid life ending from some bullets in your liver
Now you’re dying feeling juicy
We just put you in a coma

Woo! “Yeah I think we killed him.”
You were so bad
You’re dead and we don’t care
We were killing you like a tiger
Donated your organs: we cared!
Died cause you were a thug
I was tryna shoot you and kill you
Then you just stupidly choked
Bullet through your neck: you constricted

Your death was automatic
Hey, you don’t know whatcha fighting for
Hey man do you dare to do this
Cause we’re coming atcha: we’re the Air Force
You’re bleeding on the floor, on the floor
Blood pouring out, blood pouring out
And now you’re dead, now you’re dead
There’s no coming back
Did you like it? Let me know in the comments below! Dark Horse (Air Force)

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 10

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Logan the Amazing - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Does ANYONE have opinions on this song?!
CML - November 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Looks like your tune got lost in the shuffle. Lot of submissions that day. It happens. .And newbies, at times, are just ignored ....... I dont know the OS or the subject being parodied, so I cant render an opinion. I looks like a great deal of effort went into it, and you do.have ability so Im assuming this is pretty good
Logan the Amazing - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks for the feedback! 😁 Currently I’m making parodies of George Michael and Janet Jackson, so stay tuned!
Heyitsgalaxycreeper - March 13, 2018 - Report this comment

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