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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed an Elf (a crossover duet)"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed an Elf (a crossover duet)"

Parody Written by:

AnimeHobbitGurl

The Lyrics

This one goes out to all you LOTR/Zelda fanatics. Katy Perry, why?
(Arwen’s part)
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, dagger in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.

I kissed an elf and I liked it,
the taste of his peppermint chapstick.
I kissed an elf just to try it,
I hope Aragorn don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed an elf and I liked it (I liked it).

(Zelda’s part)
No, I don't even know his name, it doesn't matter.
He’s a vital part of my game, just gaming nature.
It's not what princesses do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.

I kissed an elf and I liked it,
though he’s technically not
I kissed an elf just to try it,
I hope my dad don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed an elf and I liked it (I liked it).

(both)
Us elves we are so magical,
Soft skin, red lips, immortal
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.

I kissed an elf and I liked it,
the taste of his peppermint chapstick.
I kissed an elf just to try it,
I hope that they don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed an elf and I liked it (I liked it).
How many of you want to go kiss an elf?

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