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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Team (Ninja Turtles)"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dream"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Team (Ninja Turtles)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

With the future release of a new Ninja Turtles movie getting some recent buzz, I think it's high time that I did a tribute to this great series.
Shredder we're beating while using some katanas
Sometimes we're gritty for now we'll just much pizza
Splinter is training, We act like a bunch of clowns... Clowns...

We'll face Rocksteady and Bebop we'll fight
We talk like surfers "Gnarly" and spin with our knives
The sewers might be smelly but that is where we will hide, We will hide

Lets go kick some ass tonight
We're mutant ninjas
A bo staff, a pair of sai
Hear our cry, We shout "Cowabunga!!!"

Don, Mikey, Leo and Raphael: Teenage Team
Turtles with mighty brawn
Bad guys creamed
We'll save the day when Shredder does attack
Shredder does attack

Don't need cops, We're fighting crime for free
Hockey pucks, That Casey Jones will cleave
Miss O'Neil
Will help our stance and she'll report the facts
She'll report the facts

Learned from our Sensei once we all turned into freaks
Such a strange spell, Now a rat hear him squeak
Due to some weird goo, We're making people shriek
Knees go weak

Let's go kick some ass tonight
Whippin' out Numchucks
They've no chance, Those punks are fried
We're so spry
With our Turtle Power!

Don, Mikey, Leo and Raphael: Teenage Team
We've got our bright masks on
Foot Clan creeps
Are cut with blades cause us ninjas can hack
Us ninjas can hack

You'll need mops the scene is bloody
Won't seem such when it is on TV
Kids would squeal
They watch us prance and those baddies we smack
Those baddies we smack

Donny takes his skilled training to power huge machines
In our Teenage Team to fight
Bust a gut from that Mikey, Raphael is mean
Leo leads our team to fight

You try to steal and you're facing our Teenage Team
We're halting every con
Watch us leap
Your blood will spray though we never show that
We never show that

Kids raid shops
Because our toys aren't free
Grab mom's clutch
And hear their whining pleas
Beg and kneel
How we finance our vigilante knack, vigilante knack

We will get your bones aching and cut out your spleens
In our Teenage Team we'll fight
If you rob a bank and flee, See a different green
From our Teenage Team, That's right!

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Peter Andersson - May 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Songs where the lines move 'round the corner (or what to call it) are often the hardest to work with pacingswise, no shellshock here but a good parody, guess we both plan to watch the new movie for fun (and possibly more parody fodder).

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