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Song Parodies -> "Still Asleep!"

Original Song Title:

"Wide Awake"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Still Asleep!"

Parody Written by:

Taylor Smith

The Lyrics

if you like lullabies, enjoy this!
I'm still asleep
I'm still asleep

I'm still asleep
Yo, I was in the light.
I fell hard with an open kidney
I'm still asleep
How did I need the clouds so right?
I'm still asleep
Now it's clear to me
That everything you didn't see is what it seems.
I'm still asleep
Yo, I was dreaming for so long.

I wish I knew that I didn't know how,
I'm not diving in, I'm not bowing down.
Gravity hurts, I made it so sweet, til I threw up on the floor.
Fell from a window,
Crashed into a wheelbarrow,
I let go today,
Yo, I fell from a window.

I'm still asleep
I didn't wake up
I dropped every piece
And fell back onto a shelf
I'm still asleep,
There's nothing to complete myself, no.

I'm still asleep,
Yo, I'm still dead,
Out of the tickling island
I don't have to pretend,
And it's so early,
The story began right here.

(Repeat chorus)

I'm still asleep,
Snow falling,
Palaces collasping,
I'm still asleep,
I tried to hold on,
I'm still asleep,
God knows I tried,
Seeing the dark side
I'm still asleep,
I didn't see any longer.

I'm still asleep, (x2)

(Repeat chorus)

I'm still asleep. (x4)
(c) 2010.

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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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Lifeliver - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Dkos or your purpose here so I'll skip v/c on this. But I just wanted to let you know the one vote here is just spam. It seems just about everyone automatically got one today, so don't let it bother you,

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