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Song Parodies -> "While You Wait"

Original Song Title:

"Wide Awake"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"While You Wait"

Parody Written by:

quozaxx

The Lyrics

While You Wait
While You Wait
While You Wait
Yeah, I’m start to push my cart
Got out my credit card
A full grocery cart
While You Wait
And how did I pick a line so long?
While You Wait
And now it’s clear to me
More employees they need
But what it truly seems
While You Wait
Yeah I’m gonna be in this line so long.
All these food tins
What to do now?
Should I dive in
And chow down?
Gab a Certs?
Or something sweet,
Or just up and
Stare at the concrete?
Standing there in line
I’m gonna lose my mind
How to pass the time?
Maybe start a Conga Line?
While You Wait
Grab a magazine
Read on every scene
Tips on Halloween
While You Wait
Nothing I could make myself - No.
While You Wait
I don’t know just when
This line will move again
Maybe I’ll pretend
That I’m at the lake
Call a stranger now - my friend?
Maybe some knee bends?
Act like a Cow?
Imagine a Drive in?
Scream out “Meow”?
Head starting to hurt,
Maybe I’ll Tweet
Till, I throw up
On the Concrete
Standing there in line
I’m gonna lose my mind
How to pass the time?
Pretend that I’m a Mime?
Stomach’s Rumbling
Starting Grumbling
While You Wait
Mind’s trying to hold on
While You Wait
God, I’ve lost my mind
Teeth start to grind,
But the line won’t move anymore…
While You Wait
While You Wait
Yeah, I standing here in line
Hold my breath till blue - I’m
Banging my head, while I whine
I’m almost to the front of the line
“I’m sorry but this line,
Is for items less than 29“????!!!!!
While You Wait
While You Wait
While You Wait
While You Wait
While You Wait

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