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Song Parodies -> "West Virginia Gurls"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"West Virginia Gurls"

Parody Written by:

Scott E. Carpenter

The Lyrics

Lady Scary – West Virginia Gurls. feat. Poop Log. I was born and raised in WV. But, I got out....
[Poop Log]
Greetings loved ones
Let's watch Weekend at Bernie’s

[Lady Scary- Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the bass are really meaner
Wild, wonderful
Someone’s peein’ in the water
Almost, Heaven.
Layin' underneath the pine trees (We’re dumb)
The beer’s
On the deck
Swimin’ naked in the big creek (I digres)

You can cook you a squirrel
Or pick your own nose
On the Kanawa Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling off your boat
Oooooh oh oooooh


[Lady Scary - Chorus]
West Virginia girls
We're so forgettable
Hazards of Dukes
Martinis? What’s that?
Home-stilled gin
So drunk
We'll ride your tricycle
Oooooh oh oooooh

West Virginia girls
We're undesirable
Cold, fresh, beer
We got it on tap
Stonecoal coast represent
Now put your tooth up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Lady Scary - Verse 2]
Sneeches on the beaches
We’re still playing with our Legos
We streak
With our sheep
Lincoln Logs and Mario (Oh oh)

You can cook you a squirrel
Or pick your own nose
On the Kanawa Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling off your boat
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Lady Scary - Chorus]
West Virginia girls
We're so forgettable
Hazards of Dukes
Martinis? What’s that?
Home-stilled gin
So drunk
We'll ride your tricycle
Oooooh oh oooooh

West Virginia girls
We're undesirable
Cold, fresh, beer
We got it on tap
Stonecoal coast represent
Now put your tooth up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Poop Log- Verse 3]
Stoned, bland
Spit and preggie
Burnin’ up my ol’ man’s Chevy
Wild, wild and wonderful
These are the girls flunk outta school
I clean my guns
I mean like she's a ton
Yes, sir
Yes, sir
Three bags full

I cannot speak
The hills are steep
don’t know the parts of speech
What’s after “A”
Roadkill decay
I love Dough of Play
Just like I love the buffet.
Venison and leech
Ain’t got no bling
Ever’ one in the rastling ring

No one employs
Catchin’ trout
Billy Bass
Gittin’ gout
Sardinis, big greenies, mussolini
Franks and weenies
Good with beanies
Not linguini
Hey, Slim Shady
(Yeah)
You're such a crybaby
(Uh huh)
I throw up and spew
'Cause you representin' West Virginia
(Ohhh yeahh)

[Lady Scary - Chorus]
West Virginia girls
We're so forgettable
Hazards of Dukes
Martinis? What’s that?
Home-stilled gin
So drunk
We'll ride your tricycle
Oooooh oh oooooh

West Virginia girls
We're undesirable
Cold, fresh, beer
We got it on tap
Stonecoal coast represent
Now put your tooth up
Oooooh oh oooooh


Poop Log:
(West Virginiaaa, West Virginiaaa)
West Virginia girls, and men
I wish there was a difference
West Virginia
(West Virginiaaa)
Love to fish
Can’t count past three
West Virginai girls
(West Virginiaaa, girls)
Copyright ( c ) 2010. Scott E. Carpenter. scarpenter44@windstream.net. All rights reserved.

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Zen Adam Sixties - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Actually John Denver sang Country Roads, but he himself had never even been to West Virginia.

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