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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed A Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

katy perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed A Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Erin Barch

The Lyrics

I KISSED A SQUIRREL

I just never knew while I was climbing
the tree, I'll mention,
just how cute a rodent could be
'till I gave a close inspection.
I'm not a furry or an animal chaser,
I just lost control with my affection

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of its sun baked acorns.
I kissed a squirrel just to try it.
I hope my cats won't find it.
It felt funny,
Hope it don't bite.
Don't mean I got rabies tonight.
I kissed a squirrel and he liked it (I liked it).

No, I've never been this close, aside from roadkill splatter.
It's my experimental taste, just like squirrel platter.
Kissing a good squirrel, you, not just any wild beast.
My cats were so confused; I kissed their prey.


I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of its sun baked acorns
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope my cats won't find it.
It felt funny
Hope it don't bite
Don't mean I got rabies tonight
I kissed a squirrel and he liked it (I liked it)

You squirrels, you are fanatical
for nuts, acorns, and berries too.
Easy to pet, if I can catch.
Too cute for your own good.
Ain't no wild beast, you're nature's pet.


I kissed a squirrel and I liked it,
the taste of its sun baked acorns
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope my cats won't find it.
It felt funny
Hope it don't bite
Don't mean I got rabies tonight
I kissed a squirrel and he liked it (I liked it)

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Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
The late Malcolm Higgins wouldn't have liked this, because he hates squirrels. But we've had weirder humans-love-animals parodies here.

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