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Song Parodies -> "War Crimes"

Original Song Title:

"Firework"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"War Crimes"

Parody Written by:

BulldozerBegins

The Lyrics

Off the Every Ape and His Brother album "The Chicken of the Opera." This song is a much-deserved song of negativity to the emptiness of Kary Perry's song. The story in this song is that a young married couple's neighborhood is hit with the hell of war; and they're fleeing for their lives, as the invading enemies reveal that there is no low to which they will not sink to achieve their goals.
1. I know how you feel; like the end's arrived!
We have lost the war; soon we'll surely die!

Gained the upper hand; they'll blow us away!
Their goal - we don't live to see another day!

They've already dug; the mass graves really deep!
And they'll chase down, retreating parties piled in heaps!

Do you know if there's; a chance to pull through?
Are we cannon fodder for their rookie crew?

(First Chorus lead-in)

Avoid the grass!
Land mines avast!

Don't breathe deep now!
They've launched mustard gas!

(First Chorus)

Cause baby they want genocide!
Stalk us till we all have died!

Look up above for crying out loud!
Threats to hit us with a mushroom cloud!

Cut our numbers near in half!
Engineering strains of Staph!

Then to one-third, because who;
Who'd've guessed they'd use Navajo flu?

2. They don't simply want, all of our present space;
Push us in the sea, want to end our race!

Soon their evil will; backfire on them!
But by then, my dear; I fear we're both dead!

It could be treason why, it was so easy!
They have no trouble blowing our minds up lit'rally!

Like a cluster strike, they do not relent!
We should cut them down because they won't repent!

(Repeat chorus lead-in)
(Repeat first chorus)

(Bridge)

Doom, doom, doom!
All our days are filled with endless gloom!

They throw grenades endlessly right at you!
Trying to kill your little puppy too!

(Second Chorus)

Cause baby they want genocide!
Won't rest till we all / have died!

Others shrieking out: "Oh! No!"
They're hit with chlorine trifolouride flow!

Baby this is genocide!
Half our neighbors now are fried!

Chopped them all up left and right!
We'd better keep on runnin' out of sight!

(Trail)

Doom, / doom, / doom! /
All our days / are filled with / endless gloom! /

Doom, / doom, / doom! /
All our days / are filled with / endless gloom! /
This song is also available here: http://dozerfleet.wikia.com/wiki/War_Crimes_(song)

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