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Song Parodies -> "Westerosi Gurls"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Westerosi Gurls"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Because the ladies of A Song of Ice And Fire are fine, fresh, and fierce.
I know a place
Where the direwolves are howling
Hair, Southron style
Don't worry, fear is for the winter
Sippin' Dornish wine
Cleaning swords beneath the Heart-tree
Boys break their backs
'Cause they got a little sneak peek

You can travel the world
But from Dragonstone to the Iron Throne,
Once you're making the eight
You'll be fallin' in love
Westerosi girls, we're unforgettable
Tully, Lannister, or Mormont
Stormborn chicks, so hot, we'll hatch your dragon-eggs
Westerosi girls, we're irrepressible
Iron Throne, we've got it on lock
North, South, Riverlands, now put your hands up

In game of thrones
You're either winning or you're dying
No middle ground
By season's end we'll have you crying

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