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Song Parodies -> "Sat Nav Screen"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dream"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Sat Nav Screen"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

I am aware that the speaking part which I have written is not in the original song, but it ended my parody so nicely that I could not resist. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Every time I am driving,
You says there is something wrong.
You've no idea which road we are even on.
I'm sure we've passed this,
So why don't we turn around?
Turn around!

Now that I use this, how can I go wrong?
Here in my Chevy,
You will take me to my wife,
And to a meeting. It gets me there on time
I 'm on time

Get me on the road that's right,
I can find that turn,
No matter which road I try.
You and I, we're so very clever

Can you see that I am looking at a Sat Nav screen,
With my directions on?
That hill's steep.
Via motorway!
Don't ever use maps!
We don't ever get stuck.

Finding shops in my locality.
Finding exits, telling me when to leave.
Showing de-lays in advance.
Don't ever use maps!
We don't ever get stuck.

I think it's sunny,
let us go to the beach.
This will say where, it even knows the streets!
I wish I had two, they make my trip complete.
They're so neat.

It will get me home all right.
No wrong turns in sight,
No matter which road I try.
You and I,
We can drive together.

Can you see that I am looking at a Sat Nav screen
with my directions on?
That hill's steep.
Turn off motorway!
Don't ever look back,
I don't ever need luck!

Finding shops in my locality.
Finding exits, telling me when to leave.
All road signs at a glance.
Now I never need maps,
we don't ever get stuck.

You are never time wasting,
My Sat Nav screen.
You can be seen in low light.


You won't abandon me,
My little Sat Nav screen.
You will make things seem alright.


Can you see that I am looking at a Sat Nav screen,
With my directions on?
That hill's steep,
Let's turn away.
And don't ever use maps.
We don't ever get stuck.

It helps, driving round the city.
Traffic info that you can retrieve.
I've done my work, now I've got to leave.
Now I never need maps.
We don't ever get stuck.


Tell me off for speed-racing
With those mean machines,
Little Sat Nav screen you're right.

You make me so happy,
With what you're telling me:
That I'm home again tonight (tonight, tonight, tonight...)

*speaking* You have reached your destination.



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