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Song Parodies -> "Ohio Cowgirls"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Ohio Cowgirls"

Parody Written by:

Mika & Hayley

The Lyrics

I know a place
Where the corn is all around us
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the fertilizer
Sippin’ Jack Daniels
Laying underneath the Evergreens
The cowboys
Break their backs
Tryin to get a farmer’s tan

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the john deere clothes
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Ohhhh oh ohhhh

Oh-I-O Cowgirls
We’re extraordinary
Daisy dukes
&cowboy boots
Sun-kissed skin
So Hot
We’ll melt you’re manicure
Oooohhh oh ohhhhh

Oh-I-O Cowgirls
We like it rough
Pretty crazy cool
We got it on lock
Mid west represent
Now put your shots up

Sex in the barn
We don’t mind straw in our underwear
We fuck
In my truck
Hank Williams Jr. on the radio

Buff, Tough
Fit &ready
Blast the bass; its getting heavy
Wild wild rodeo
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she’s the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her buns

The girl’s a freak
(the rest is unfinished sorry)

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