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Song Parodies -> "Girl Next Door (QOS version)"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Next Door"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Girl Next Door (QOS version)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is another song parody of mine describing how I'm banned from the Total Drama Island Fanfiction Wiki.
I have not many friends.
My life will not start again
To be so perfect
I always cry
When I think, "Remember when
This was not at all like me?"

Now I wake up every day
Worrying about me
And the wiki, and my life.
Somebody, help me.

They say, "Life should be a gift,"
But yes, I know
My vandalish life
Has ever changed me!

[Chorus] I don't cuss out my friends
When I'm not on Wiki.
Instead, I help them with life
Because I'm still the girl next door.
I don't act like a slut
When I'm not on Wiki.
I just giggle and laugh
Because I'm still the girl next door.

It's amazing to see people jealous of me
Because I am very smart.
But if they only knew my
Life on Wiki, they'd die.
They'd deny it.

Every now and then,
I believe I can't.
I'll never be unbanned from
I'll always miss the days
On Saturday on computer
Yeah, those were the good days.


And even when my accounts are banned
I still can type with my own hands.
'Cause my hand's not broken.
And I'm still a kind person.


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