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Song Parodies -> "Polygamy"
Original Song Title:
"Baby"
Original Performer:
Justin Bieber
Parody Song Title:
"Polygamy"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Following the sickening developments of the FLDS Church Prophet Warren Jeffs with his arranged-marriages with under-age girls and his "Celestial Marriage" nonsense. This madman needs to be locked away for a very long time...
Oh Noooo!!!
Oh Noooo!!!
Oh Noooo!!!
You know you love me, I know you’re prepared
Let‘s come together, I love to share
You want my love, I want to arrange
Celestial Marriage for the under-aged!
Are we in sin? No, I’m marriage-making
Who really cares what others are saying?
FLDS supports us, so don’t look so surprised
Joseph Smith too, come join my 70 wives
I’m sure you’ll like...
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
For you I would have provided shelter
And I just wanted to build a compound together
And I wanna be with you, but polygamy isn’t cool
For you I’d do anything, all the Exaltation you bring
And I'm in court, won’t make a plea
Who has the right to tell you that you can’t have sex with me
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe I’m losing my Prophet’s crown
Yes, I like
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
[Witness]
FLDS!
When I was thirteen, I had my first marriage-no love
And by fifteen I had my first baby
Nobody came between us, “blessed from heave above”
He started acting crazy, oh, I was sh-t outta luck,
I was abused daily, just because he liked to f--k
He made my heart race, I flipped when I saw him often mistreat us and
at our home with the bedroom clan, I just wanted this nightmare to end
He knows he got me terrified ‘cause he told so many lies
and now this marriage is fading, but he just keeps on saying...
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Mind’s gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
My mind’s gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
My mind’s gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
My mind’s gone (gone, gone, gone...)
Mind’s gone
Oh Noooo!!!
Oh Noooo!!!
You know you love me, I know you’re prepared
Let‘s come together, I love to share
You want my love, I want to arrange
Celestial Marriage for the under-aged!
Are we in sin? No, I’m marriage-making
Who really cares what others are saying?
FLDS supports us, so don’t look so surprised
Joseph Smith too, come join my 70 wives
I’m sure you’ll like...
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
For you I would have provided shelter
And I just wanted to build a compound together
And I wanna be with you, but polygamy isn’t cool
For you I’d do anything, all the Exaltation you bring
And I'm in court, won’t make a plea
Who has the right to tell you that you can’t have sex with me
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe I’m losing my Prophet’s crown
Yes, I like
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
[Witness]
FLDS!
When I was thirteen, I had my first marriage-no love
And by fifteen I had my first baby
Nobody came between us, “blessed from heave above”
He started acting crazy, oh, I was sh-t outta luck,
I was abused daily, just because he liked to f--k
He made my heart race, I flipped when I saw him often mistreat us and
at our home with the bedroom clan, I just wanted this nightmare to end
He knows he got me terrified ‘cause he told so many lies
and now this marriage is fading, but he just keeps on saying...
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Nice polygamy, polygamy, polygamy, oooh
Come join my 70 wives (wives)
Mind’s gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
My mind’s gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
My mind’s gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
My mind’s gone (gone, gone, gone...)
Mind’s gone
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Hmmm.... 70 wives? Don't most men have enough trouble with just one of them! LOL!! :-D Excellent parody Rob! 5's! :-)
Didn't Jesus say that a man can serve only one master? At least this guy didn't blow himself up in a public market to get to his 70 virgins.
Polygamy Porter: Why have just one?
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