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Song Parodies -> "Somebody to Mug"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody to Love"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody to Mug"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Got this idea from Porfle's last robbery song!!!
Hey you, give me all your money,
Hey man, I ain‘t kiddin‘,
Things lookin‘ so grim,
Watch and wallet from ya,
From you let’s see, (Oh no!)
Cost you a thousand bucks,
For your life I think that’s fair

A gun aimed straight at your heart,
Mister, give me all you got,
For you I might even try,
To let you live, don‘t be bold,
Else we take a ride,
I know you wouldn't be the first one,
shot in the back ‘cause you tried to run,
Mister listen,
I just need somebody to mug,
I don't ask for much, just somebody to mug,
Somebody to mug
Can handle this myself,
Just some bling-bling to wear,
I just need somebody to mug
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody,
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody

Every day,
I carry a gun around,
I stay concealed in crowds,
Walk with me
I would take,
Every dollar, ‘cause this is a crime,
Take you for your last dime

A gun aimed straight at your heart,
Mister, give me all you got,
For you I might even try,
To let you live, don‘t be bold,
Else we take a ride,
I know you wouldn't be the first one,
shot in the back ‘cause you tried to run,
Mister listen,
I just need somebody to mug,
I don't ask for much, just somebody to mug,
Somebody to mug
Can handle this myself,
Just some bling-bling to wear,
I just need somebody to mug
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody,
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody
Somebody to mug
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody,
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody
I just need somebody to mug

And man I want it all,
Want it all up front,
The bling-bling; give me that diamond ring, yeah!
Your Rolex next show-off,
Now take it off,
I love robbery,
Somebody to mug (Oh no!)
Find me somebody to mug (Oh, oh no!)

I need somebody to mug,
I don't ask for much, just somebody to mug,
Somebody to mug
Can handle this myself,
Just some bling-bling to wear,
I just need somebody to mug
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody,
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody
I just need somebody to mug
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody,
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody
I just need somebody to mug

I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody,
I need somebody, Oh, I need somebody
Somebody to mug
To mug, to mug

Life isn’t fair
Life isn’t fair
Life isn’t fair
I just need somebody to mug




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Porfle Popnecker - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm glad I helped inspire this!
Rob Arndt - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, remember that I told you I got an "idea"??? Well, this is it!!!

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