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Song Parodies -> "My Mouth in Playboy"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreak Warfare"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"My Mouth in Playboy"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Here I go again
Saying things that I know I shouldn't have said
Maybe that's the reason
Why I always find myself alone in bed

No one will ever trust me again
Chances are I'll never have friends
Cause my Mouth in Playboy
Even though I apologized
I'm still stupid in Jennifer's and Jessica's eyes
Cause my Mouth in Playboy

If you want me to stop
You know what to do
If you want me to stop
Shut my mouth with Super Glue

When will I learn
That I should stick to just singing songs
Because when I talk
All my words and thoughts they come out wrong, wrong, wrong

No one will ever trust me again
Chances are I'll never have friends
Cause my Mouth in Playboy
Even though I apologized
I'm still stupid in Jennifer's and Jessica's eyes
Cause my Mouth in Playboy

If you want me to stop
You know what to do
If you want me to stop
Shut my mouth with Super Glue

That's what you do

Every time I open my mouth to give an interview
What I say always sounds good to me
It's not till later on that I realize
And I wish I could buy back all the magazines

It's my Big Mouth

Now I have to start damage control
So my career won't go down the tubes
Before people start writing song parodies
And posting the videos on You Tube
I think I have figured out a plan
And I hope you will understand, Cause my Mouth in Playboy
If you ever see my words escape
Please use a whole roll of Duct Tape, Cause my Mouth in Playboy

My Mouth in Playboy
My Mouth in Playboy

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Phil Nelson - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Good. I always thought the best song of his to parody on this was My Stupid Mouth. Nice parody

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