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Song Parodies -> "Missed My Class"

Original Song Title:

"Not Afraid"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Missed My Class"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

... Oh woe is me...
Intro: [said during first chorus]
Yeah, I woke up late
I made a mistake, missed that class
That was the first one
Now some of you, might still be in that class
If you wanna get out, I’ll take it up
I’ll be right there

Chorus: I missed my class (I missed my class)
It’s gone and passed (it’s gone and passed)
Oh my parents (Oh my parents)
Are going to kick my ass (are gonna kick my ass)
Should’ve woke up early
Gone to school
I feel so stupid
I’m a fool
Just tellin’ you know that, I messed up bad
I’d appreciate if you didn’t tell my dad

Verse 1: I could try and write down all these notes on this paper, for me you tak’em
Cuz when it comes to makin classes, man I do not mak’em
And ain’t no way I’m gonna cheat on these quizzes, I will not fak’em
When I say I won’t do it, I won’t do it
Oh, what my parents gonna think?
I’ll be a dead man
So eff my life, I need sleep
I rest up, that’s what is stoppin’ me
Im’a be what all that I can be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me, here is a nice analogy
No ifs, ands, or buts, don’t try to ask why or ‘bout chemistry
From 8:30 down to the last millisecond
I’m just missin’, whether I’m in attending or mind spending
Until I pass out or I crash in my bed, I reckon
My class should come first, but it could be worse
I’m married to my school, like I eff it for Christmas
My bed is a curse
Forget this crap
I got the urge to go to every class, and work like I should’ve first

Chorus: I missed my class (I missed my class)
It’s gone and passed (it’s gone and passed)
Oh my parents (Oh my parents)
Are gonna kick my ass (are gonna kick my ass)
Should’ve woke up early
Gone to school
I feel so stupid
I’m a fool
Just tellin’ you know that, I messed up bad
I’d appreciate if you didn’t tell my dad

Verse 2: Okay, quit sleepin through classes and get up, and get to class
I shouldn’t have to force myself to get going, I feel like such a dumbass
I once was a brain, but now I’m a thief
For that, now my parents, are gonna pull me out at semester
Give me a chance, I won’t you let down again, I swear
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact let’s be honest
My high school grades were kinda ehh
Perhaps I didn’t work hard enough
Relax, I’m ain’t goin’ back to that way
And I’m just studying, please get back, get back hey!
I won’t be playin’ around
There’s a game of Frisbee, and I can’t come out
I’m way too smart to dumb down
But I think I’m still tryin’ to study some Calc now
Thought that I made it out, but I guess I didn’t
This chemistry class
Will never kick my ass
But it’s time to exercise my neurons
These nervous cells are doin jumpin’ jacks fast

Chorus: I missed my class (I missed my class)
It’s gone and passed (it’s gone and passed)
Oh my parents (Oh my parents)
Are gonna kick my ass (are gonna kick my ass)
Should’ve woke up early
Gone to school
I feel so stupid
I’m a fool
Just tellin’ you know that, I messed up bad
I’d appreciate if you didn’t tell my dad

Bridge: And I just can’t keep sleeping this way
So starting today, I’ll set my clock ev’ryday
I’m wakin’ up, gonna learn ‘bout basics
I’m mannin’ up, gonna get to class
I’ve had enough, and I’m so fed up
Gonna get my act back together right now

Verse 3: It was my decision to haul ass
To get me to class
Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally, for mom
So I could come back a brand new me, I am the bomb
Don’t even think ‘bout the time, spent on this song
I’ve been through the exams, but they could do little to belittle my plans
I think I got a test comin’ up, I feel maybe my hand
Can win, haters can make like a Christmas with no ham
And be bad, no more ham jammin’
No more skippin’ from now on, I wouldn’t
To focus solely on handlin’ my responsibilities as a student
So I solemnly swear to treat this roof like my school grades
And raise’em, you couldn’t read a single paper on it!
Cuz the way I feel, smart enough to go Jeopardy
Or cure Leprosy, and lift my whole GPA on up
Cuz I’m raisin’ the grades
I’d shoot for the moon, but I’m too busy getting’ all A’s
I feel ashamed that I missed

Chorus: I missed my class (I missed my class)
It’s gone and passed (it’s gone and passed)
Oh my parents (Oh my parents)
Are gonna kick my ass (are gonna kick my ass)
Should’ve woke up early
Gone to school
I feel so stupid
I’m a fool
Just tellin’ you know that, I messed up bad
I’d appreciate if you didn’t tell my dad
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Anonymous - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
f***ing terrible

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