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Song Parodies -> "Stinking Dust Cloud"

Original Song Title:

"Thinking Out Loud"

Original Performer:

Ed Sheeran

Parody Song Title:

"Stinking Dust Cloud"

Parody Written by:

Jj Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

not the greatest but ok, should sound better when its recorded
When your vax don't work like it used to before
And you'd clean more up with a sweep
is your couch a contender for peanuts and fluff?
Could your suction do with a tweak?

And, dyson, my fil - thy shag pile room will look new and clean
And,maybe my car-pet would at last glimmer and gleam
And I'm thinking 'bout how people hoover up in tedious dismay
Henry users don’t understand
Well, me—I use my Big Ball every single day
And Mr dyson well he’s the man

And this is how
dyson cyclones have rubber tips
meaning no loss of suction to find those bits
nylon bristles remove that dirt
convincing dust cloud
my baby sucks bright like a shooting star

When your recoils gone your extension cascades
And the brush don’t pick up the same
when your hose attachments just get in the way
I know you will remember his name

'Cause honey your suck could never grow old, it's best iv'e seen
on laminate,coarse, hairy, cork and leathery
And I'm thinking 'bout how people hoover up ii tedious dismay
Henry users don’t understand
Well, me—I use my upright every single day
And Mr dyson well he’s the man

And this is how
dyson cyclones have rubber tips
meaning no loss of suction to find those bits
nylon bristles remove that dirt
convincing dust cloud
my baby sucks bright like a shooting star

And this is how
dyson cyclones have rubber tips
meaning no loss of suction to find those bits
oh darling nylon bristles remove that dirt
I'm thinking out loud
my baby sucks bright like a shooting star
my baby sucks bright like a shooting star
sucks bright like a shooting star

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