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Song Parodies -> "House of Cards"

Original Song Title:

"Lego House"

Original Performer:

Ed Sheeran

Parody Song Title:

"House of Cards"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Guys, this is my latest parody. Ed's a bit obsessed with House of Cards. Enjoy! Thanks for reading.
I'm gonna go on to Netflix and watch House of Cards
If it gets too loud I can turn it down
I'll start with the first series,
I'm so glad it is online
This is brand new

It's about a congress member
Who is constantly wanting more
This is a really good drama
When I've finished one episode
I want to keep going on...

Wow

His character has got some pluck
Kevin Spacey take a bow
For the president he will run,
I better keep on watching now

As head of state
He's full of hate
I wish he would make up his mind
For the president he will run,
I better keep on watching now

Wow

I'm gonna leave all the rubbish
And not empty the bin
I won't do chores,
You name it
I've got to watch it all...

It's so hard to hear it,
But the volume's on full!

Film making is an art
It deserves the awards

I need my lunch
But I'll still watch
I simply cannot leave it now
Watching this is just so fun
I know about the White House now

I'm too engrossed
To press rewind
I think this series is worth the time
And compared to the British one
This version's best somehow.

Can't go in to town
I think the Internet's breaking
My broadband's a bad make...

And I'm starting to lose my temper
This is the calm before the storm
Got to work out how to mend it
So I can just keep watching House of Cards on and on

Wow

His character
Has so much pluck
I think I now have some better sound
Series 2 has been so fun
And it's time for the next one now

House of Cards
Looks great online
This has all been well worth my time

Series 3 is even more fun
I have nearly finished now

His character
Has so much pluck

But I think I've had enough now

It's time to get some proper work done
Because the show is over now

His character
Has so much pluck

But I think I've had enough now

It's time to get some proper work done
Because the show is over now

His character
Has so much pluck

But I think I've had enough now

It's time to get some proper work done
Because the show is over now

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