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Song Parodies -> "Crying Out Loud"

Original Song Title:

"Thinking Out Loud"

Original Performer:

Ed Sheeran

Parody Song Title:

"Crying Out Loud"

Parody Written by:

Matt Bussa

The Lyrics

A take on the anti-vaccination debate...
When your legs don't bend like they used to before
Or the measles spread down to your feet
Will your brain still remember that there was a cure
But mom don’t believe in vaccines.

And darling I will vaccinate you 'til you’re 17
And baby your disease was really cured in ‘63.

And I'm thinking 'bout how people sometimes die from unfortunate ways
Ebola, cancer, war, and famine
Oh me I want to endanger you every single day
With something that’s been cured in a lab

So honey now
Take your kid and get some shots
One simple vaccine prevents a thousand spots
This disease is real serious
For crying out loud
baby your ignorance it caused real harm

When your babe’s covered in sores and cannot see straight
And the cough and fever will not break
When your lungs become severely inflamed, mm
I know you will still love him the same

'Cause honey your cold should never grow strong, thanks CDC!
But then you chose to get your health advice from McCarthy

I’m thinking ‘bout how people seem to trust this playboy playmate
Us Doctors need to make a stand
But please keep on making the same mistakes
You just ruined Disneyland

So honey now
Take your kid and get some shots
One simple vaccine prevents a thousand spots
This disease is real serious
For crying out loud
baby your ignorance it caused real harm

(M M R, M M R, M M R, M M R R)

So honey now
Take your kid and get some shots
One simple vaccine prevents a thousand spots
Oh darling, this disease is real serious
For crying out loud
baby your ignorance it caused real harm

Oh baby your ignorance it caused real harm
And we found a cure but here we are

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