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Song Parodies -> "Predict "

Original Song Title:

"Perfect"

Original Performer:

Ed Sheeran

Parody Song Title:

"Predict "

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Love parodying Ed Sheeran songs because he takes himself so seriously with these sappy romantic songs and replacing passionate words with ridiculous ones is instant comedy!

Don't spend a buck... You geek...
Gypsy thinks that I'm thick... Won't fall for her B...
She's decked out in pearls... Crystal ball's a cheat...
Oh, All of those fortune tellers are so dumb, Stealing money

She rakes in huge tips though her crap's made up
Tells you: "Beware of claws"
Says to: "Watch out for that green slime"
Dummies all waste your dough
Your card she has to hold
I know her price will bleed you dry

Buddy... We're... Sitting in the dark... And you fell for her charms
Think you're smoking grass... Do me a favor pass the bong
Her her say that you seem stressed... I grumbled underneath my breath
She heard it - "Buddy, She can't predict sunrise"

Ignored my warnings
Her nonsense is showcased with Tarot
Tell her your dreams and she'll say that geese equal your wo-o-o-oes
Hope that you're drunk... To believe in all her leaflets
Stinks like a skunk... When she lights incense... In her zone

Flipping my lid... Since you trust this junk
Rhyming to yank your wads
Scam artist who is in her prime...
Buddy: "Don't step in sand
Since a turtle will wreck your tan
He will bite you until you've cried!"

Buddy... "Don't.... go swimming with sharks... since they'll gnaw off your arms"
"Don't play with that asp... Or try licking a poison frog"
If I said this in a dress.... You'd think I'm credible
"It's so obnoxious... Buddy, She can't predict the time!"

(Oh no no.....)

Dammit... She... Cursed me with bad luck... Refused to pay her charge...
Caught in a car crash... Since everything that I thought was wrong
Was the truth: Check out this tea
Leaves have shown: I'm chased by the devil... And he's ticked
And she can predict,
That I'll lose my wits
She can predict my strife


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Matthias - June 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Typo: "Her her say" should have been "Hear her say"

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