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Song Parodies -> "Loved To Hack Your Life"

Original Song Title:

"Loved Me Back to Life"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Loved To Hack Your Life"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Sia Furler , Hasham "Sham" Hussain , Denarius "Motesart" Motes as performed by Celine Dion - "Loved Me Back to Life" 2013 ) (Selection From the Hannibal Lecter Musical)
Ay yai yai -
Put out your Eye - Eye -
Ay yai yai -
Poke out your Eye - Eye-Aye -
Ay yai yai -
Pluck out your Eye - Eye-Aye -

Ay yai yai -
Put out your Eye - Eye -
Ay yai yai -
Poke out your Eye - Eye-Aye -
Ay yai yai -
Pluck out your Eye - Eye-Aye -

Sliced open his head
But he wasn't dead
I tore his eye out
Turned his lights out
Screamed so loud , I cut his tongue out

Need a new heart , schizophrenia
So I can be
Must find someone to dismember
I hear the Voices compel me

Stuck my knife in his side
Stab after stab , Oh , what a ride !

I Love To Hack Your Life , Slice !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Cut out your Eye - Eye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Munch on your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

What a turn-ON !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Eating your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

The game's not over !


I Loved To Hack Your Life , Slice !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Cut out your Eye - Eye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Munched on your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

What a turn-ON !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Eating your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

Again and again ! t's-Alright !

Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life, Slice ! Slice !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Cut out an Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Pluck out the Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Munch on the Eye-Aye - )

I cut you up , add some veggies and I slice
Mix 'em And then I fry !
And I fry ! Add some spice
The meal gives me strength , an' brings me high , yeah

Stuck my knife in his side
Stab after stab , Oh , what a ride !

I Love To Hack Your Life , Slice !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Cut out your Eye - Eye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Munch on your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

What a turn-ON !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Eating your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

The game's not over !


I Loved To Hack Your Life , Slice !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Cut out your Eye - Eye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Munched on your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

What a turn-ON !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Eating your Eye - Eye-Aye - )

Again and again ! t's-Alright !

Strong man , there - I gotta eat his heart
Savor all his pain , done with an art
Compose kill and meal like Mo - zart

Slice ! Slice !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Put out an Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Poke out an Eye-Aye - )

What a turn-ON !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Pluck out an Eye-Aye - )

The game's not over !


I love to Hack Your Life, Slice !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Put out an Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Poke out an Eye-Aye - )

What a turn-ON !
(Ay yai yai - )
(Pluck out an Eye-Aye - )

Again and again ! t's-Alright !

Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life,
(Ay yai yai - )
(Put out an Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Poke out an Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Pluck out an Eye-Aye - )

Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life, Hack Your Life,
(Ay yai yai - )
(Put out an Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Poke out an Eye-Aye - )
(Ay yai yai - )
(Pluck out an Eye-Aye - )

Hack ! Hack ! ...


[note: lyrics within parens () are chorus sung concurrently with main lyrics on same or previous line,
..........lyrics within brackets [] are chorus sung following main lyrics on same line]

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Amanda - November 11, 2013 - Report this comment
A few days after Celine Dion's death hoax, I felt this was inappropriate. Sorry.

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