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Song Parodies -> "I'll Drop You"

Original Song Title:

"F*ck You"

Original Performer:

Cee-Lo Green

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Drop You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is a theme song for every YouTube video where the bully is tormenting the victim, who suddenly turns and pummels him into the ground after repeated peaceful warnings, like Casey Heynes.
I hear you talking real loud
Like a real big shot
Don’t wanna…drop you (ooh ooh ooh!)
I know you’re lookin’ for trouble
I’m really not
But I’ll…drop you
So just…move on, dude

Said just walk away wisely
Yes, that would do nicely
Don’t start no shit (don’t start no shit)
So calming down would be best
Please don’t ‘cause no more stress
Before I…drop you

Man, really? What is your dealy?
Why you tryna start up in here?
Your name ain’t ‘Mister’, and my name ain’t ‘Celie’
Mmm…but I’ll beat you till you’re Purple. Clear?

I’m sorry that yoouu want to fight with me, oh no
(Fool! Quit clownin’!) yeah (Just go sit down, man!)
Oooh…don’t put your hands on me. Heh heh
Yeah…I’ma try to tell you one mo’ time

I see you puffing your chest
Like you’re ten feet tall
Don’t make me…drop you (ooh ooh ooh)
You see the bigger they step up, the harder they fall
I will drop you like a bag of poo

Don’t know what you’re thinkin’
Or what you been drinkin’
But you had too much (you had too much)
I’m tryin’ to be the better man
Walk away while you can
Before I…drop you

Now, I know...about your friends, bro
Bill and Jim and Bob and Pete
They all know me…they’re my homies!
So me and yo’ boys don’t have no beef

No, I’m sorry that yooouu…want to fight with me oh no
(Fool! Quit clownin’!) yeah (Just go sit down, man!)
Oooooh…now I suggest you leave…
Ooooh! I’m really tryna to be good right now…

I see you standing up tall
Throwing your fists up
Don’t want to…drop you (oooh oooh ooh!)
I guess I failed tryna show you brotherly love
I’ma drop you- man, I’m...warning you
Don’t know why you begrudge me
But brother, don’t touch me
Hmm…now ain’t that some shit? (Ain’t that some shit?)
I guess that push came to shove
So enough is enough
I’ma…drop you

Now brother brother brother
Why you wanna wanna make me so mad?
(So mad, so mad, so mad)
I tried to keep it peaceful,
but you wanna try and prove that you’re bad
(you’re bad, you’re bad, you’re bad)
You ain’t bad…Now you say
“OWWW!!! Help me!”
I told you!!
Didn’t I tell you!? Huh!?

I see you ridin’ up town in an ambulance…
I dropped you (ooh ooh ooh!)
You made a painful decision, you had your chance
So I dropped you, now you’re…black and blue

I tried to tell ya
That I’m the wrong fella
Don’t start no shit (Don’t start no shit)
No, you won’t do that again
Hope you learned your lesson
When I…dropped you (ooh ooh ooooh!)

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