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Song Parodies -> "Bless You"

Original Song Title:

"F**k You"

Original Performer:

Cee Lo Green

Parody Song Title:

"Bless You"

Parody Written by:

Alan S

The Lyrics

I see you sneezing round town
With a runny nose and I'm like
Bless You!
Ah-choo-choo-choo!
I guess the claritin tablet wasn't enough
I'm like
Bless You!
And gesundheit too!
I said if you were sicker, I wouldn't go near you
Ha, ain't getting sick (ain't gettin sick)
And although there's no stopping it yet
I give you Kleenex with a
Bless You
Ah-Choo-choo-choo-choo!

Yeah I'm sorry I'm out of those tissues
But that don't mean I can't get you more
i guess you got it from an allergy
Or maybe it's just something in the air

I pity the fool that gets sneezed on by ya
(Oh, right on their nice sweater)
Oh
(just blow your nose better)
Ah-Choo-choo-choo-choo!
I've got some more tissues for you
Yeah take some and start using them

Now I know that by tomorrow
that cold will be beat
Trying to stop ya from the sneezing
Those allergy pills ain't cheap

Now baby baby baby why you sneezing so bad
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to call your doctor but he told me
The cold's just a fad
(a fad, a fad, a fad)
Ah! Choo! Ah! Choo! Ah!
Choooo baby! Oh bless you too!
God bless you! Choooo!
I see you sneezing real loud with a real bad cold and I'm like
Bless You!
Choo-choo-choo-choo!

I guess the claritin tablet
wasn't enough I'm like
Bless You!
And salud too!
I said if you were sicker, I wouldn't go near ya
Ain't gettin sick (ain't gettin sick)
And although there's no stopping it yet
I give you Kleenex with a
Bless You!
Choo-choo-choo-choo!

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