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Original Song Title:

"Fuck You"

Original Performer:

Cee-Lo Green

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

I honestly could not think of a good title for this. So there ya go, see ya at the next ABC 'U' competition.
At the Mr. Beef downtown, get the special I love
And I say, "Au jus!"
Because the bread for my sandwich ain't soft enough
I say, "Au jus! With peppers, too!"

Now if I was richer, I'd eat roti de boeuf
Served with some pommes frite (mmm,mmm, some pommes frite!)
Because I can't really invest
No community chest
But I make do

So sad and wary, I can't afford to drink sherry
But I do got the cash to drink beer
I also drink Maalox, but no Campari
But I think Budweiser brings me more cheer

I am such a fool, I wanna cruise with you
Let's get an outrigger
Makes all your friends snicker
They all give advice to you
That I really should not be your boyfriend

When we go to the show, it really pains me, my love
I can't pay for two
'Cause that charge on my credit will be too much
To pay for you, and popcorn too!

Now despite this picture, I hope to keep you
I'm not much, I admit (he will admit)
And though my family crest
Is just toothpaste at best
I'll still be true

Yes my house is like a burrow
On the badder side of the street
But I tell ya, no one will hurt ya
As long as you don't make a peep, no

They say I'm a fool to fall in love with you
I'm not worth six figures
Not much a bacon-bringer
I bought some flowers for you
Better put 'em in a glass right now

Wish I could take you on a foreign trip, love
Up near old Anjou
Or, make a change in that docket
Pack it all up and see Honshu, and Qatar, too!

You get the picture? Wish I was with you
Join me on this trip (pack for this trip)
Let us all make a love nest, let's go tour Budapest!
Now why don't you?

Now maybe, maybe, maybe
My marijuana habit's real bad
(real bad, real bad, real bad)
I'm wearing your pajamas
I left all my clothes at my mother's pad (her pad, her pad, her pad)
(yup, I did)
'Cause I was like
What? (what?)
What? (what?)
I need you!
I need your cash!!

And now I'm walkin' round town with sneakers I found
Juan's shoes!
It was a shame that my bus locker got busted up
I'll live with you, 'cause you got the room!

Yes, life would be richer if I could shack up with you
Hey now, why did you spit?
(And have a fit?)
You won't consider this love nest? But this wasn't a jest!
Well Too-Da-Loo!

Copyright 2014, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - April 21, 2014 - Report this comment
no comment 5's
SUX - April 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Garbage, 111
Agrimorfee - April 22, 2014 - Report this comment
^^most appropos screen name ever.
Matthias - April 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this but I don't know how to pronounce a few if the words in here
Abbott Skelding - April 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Not bad, there were a lot of funny spots (the family crest/toothpaste one being my favorite), but the pacing was a bit spotty for me. Good job.
Blaydeman - May 03, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, I agree with Abbott that this pacing was very iffy in a number of places, but you had some great lines in here. Very fun song (I have no idea what to title it either, maybe "With You"? Idk). THe rhyming in this was awesome, btw. So, while it's not your strongest work to date, it's still darn good!
Max Power - May 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Could have been worse, the title could be "???"
bobpiecheese - May 06, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Coulda used a lot of polish to work out the pacing kinks, but still a very good parody with a great twist on the whole "dogged nice guy" schtick. 555!
bobpiecheese - October 19, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!

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