-> "Blast You!"
Original Song Title:
Parody Song Title:
Broadcast is freaking us out as those people I shove
Are yelling "We're doomed!"
(Ahhhh!!! Ahhh!!! Ahhhh!!!)
Martians will come down on rockets and act so rough
And they'll blast you and then you'll be food!!!
Because we’re scared of Hitler and don’t have Twitter
So, We’ll all scream and spit! (Will scream and spit!)
Although it’s Orson Welles’ best
You can see we’re all stressed
Cause they’ll slug you!
(Ahhh!!! Ahhhh!!! Ahhhhh!!!)
Nights are starry and we’re on a safari
For bug-eyed creatures that came from Mars
We’ll leap from our socks, Look like Calamari
That’s why we’re flocking to all the bars
We’re acting like fooooooooools!
Cause we don’t know the truth
With no hands they’ve got flippers
Damn, They’ll pull laser gun triggers
That’s when the news came through
Yeah, It’s just a story H.G. Welles penned
Cause they’ve got fangs in their mouth that are large and sharp
And they will “Chomp you!”
(Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!)
They each have fifteen eye sockets and they’re quite tough
They'll abduct you and then probe you too!
If we were smarter this wouldn’t have started
But we’re all pretty dim! (We’re pretty dim!)
With radios we’re obsessed
Tuned into CBS
That said we’re screwed!!!
(No! No! Noooo!!!)
Of bad foes
Hitler’s the head honcho
Who makes us squeal when Nazis beat
That’s why we’re creeped out
And why we freaked out
Cause we thought it was them not Space Guy Creeps
Some think there are ghooooooouls
That came here from Neptune
So they’re chugging down liquor
While the rest of us snicker
Unknown what’s tuned in to
Ugh! They’ll be irate when they find out!
They think that monsters touched down from far up above
And they’ll Destroy You!!!
(No! No! Noooo!!!)
We don’t know whether the planets have giant bugs
That will blast you and just leave fried shoes!
We screamed let’s get the Air Force! We’re not their main course
No, Don’t want to be bit (We won’t be bit!)
Although we’re rather impressed
With this story addressed
But they’ll kill you!!!
(Ahhhh!!! Ahhhh!!! Ahhhhh!!!)
Now maybe, maybe, maybe we are blowing this thing up way too big!
(Too big, too big, too big)
It’s a radio drama but still a lot of us flipped our wigs
(Our wigs, our wigs, our wigs)
Yes we did
I swore I saw…
(Uh!) Fllllllllyyyyy!!! Spooky!
(Oh!) It’s so true!
(Oh!) We are so screwed!!! Ooohhhh!!!
It was just “War of the Worlds” that made us go nuts
They haven’t struck down
(No! No! No!!!)
So if you’re seeing a comet outside at night
It won’t hurt you or go shock you dudes!!!
But then a few years later inside a crater
Something at Roswell hit (Some strange sh*t hit)
And so I swear aliens
Have just got to exist
And they’ll blast you!
(Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!!!)
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||5.0|
|Overall Rating: ||5.0|
|Total Votes: ||7|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||7||