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Song Parodies -> "Twerk Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Work Bitch"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Twerk Bitch"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I finally got around to doing something about Miley Cyrus' 2013 MTV VMA routine...
You want to…
You want to…

You wanna act slutty?
You want your hips thrusting?
You want a be disgusting?
You better twerk, bitch

Just wear a nudie thingy
Tongue out doggy
Rub your ass up, grinding
You better twerk, bitch

You wanna live nasty?
Live, on television
Obscene dancin‘?
You better twerk, bitch
You better twerk, bitch
You better twerk, bitch
You better twerk, bitch

On Robin Thicke, bitch
(Ahhhh)
On Robin Thicke, bitch
(Ahhhh)

Squat down strong, foam finger on
Please the crowds, drop Lady Gaga’s jaw
Grind it hard like it's your profession
Watch out now 'cause here she comes

Here comes the child star
More like a porn star
Here comes the new freak
Embrace her slut factor

Wild, acting out now
VMA crowd: "Ooos, wows!"
Look at what she's shakin' ‘round
Look at what she's shakin' ‘round

You wanna act slutty?
You want your hips thrusting?
You want a be disgusting?
You better twerk, bitch

Just wear a nudie thingy
Tongue out doggy
Rub your ass up, grinding
You better twerk, bitch

You wanna live nasty?
Live, on television
Obscene dancin‘?
You better twerk, bitch
You better twerk, bitch
You better twerk, bitch
You better twerk, bitch

On Robin Thicke, bitch
(Ahhhh)
On Robin Thicke, bitch
(Ahhhh)

Slide it up, slide it down
See her twerking, jerkin’ all around
Hear the screaming of the crowd
Spread the word, spread the word

"TWERK" made Oxford!!!

Her hands on her knees
Crowd loves the fervor
She loves the twerking
Meant to disturb ya

She can lift her ass up
Rub it up on ya
Watch as her limbs twitch
She's brushing up on ya

Tongue out, mouth wide
Finger ‘tween her thighs
Her onstage desire
She's burnin’ with fire
Takin’ it up higher and higher
Takin’ it up higher and higher

Tongue out, mouth wide
Finger ‘tween her thighs
Viewers can’t believe her
But they wanna see her
Takin’ it up higher and higher
Takin’ it up higher and higher
F-ck Gaga!!!

Twerk, twerk, twerk...

Bod to flout, bod to flout...

You better twerk, bitch
You better twerk, bitch

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