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Song Parodies -> "Big Fat Bass (The Fishing Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Big Fat Bass"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Big Fat Bass (The Fishing Song)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This song was just screaming for a fishing parody.
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass

Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass

Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass

Big fat bass
The big fat bass

You can catch a flounder, Stevie
I will catch a bass
I will catch a bass
I will catch a bass

Fishing for a salmon, Stevie
I can get the bass
I can be the bass
I can be the bass

You can be the salmon, Stevie
I can be the bass
I can be the bass
I can be the bass

You can be the tuna, maybe
I can be the bass
Wanna eat the bass
I must be the bass

Bait
All your bait fell off the boat
But I've got a taimen biter
Help reel it onto the shore

It’s biting bigger
The bass is biting bigger

And now
The damn thing splashed in my eye
He flopped back to the bottom
Now look at me, I wan' cry

I've got a winner
The bass is biting bigger

Will it be a salmon, Stevie?
Will it be my bass?
Will it be my bass?
Will it be my bass?

Will it be an alba, maybe?
Will it be my bass?
Can it be my bass?
Will it be my bass?

It’s biting bigger
The bass is biting bigger

Looks like a winner
The bass looks like a winner

Looks like a winner
The bass will soon be dinner

It’s biting bigger
Bigger bigger

My bait is getting low
The bait is getting low
The bait is getting low

I-I-I-I-It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger

Hey
I got one hell of a bite
Feel the fella dancing
I'd reel him in all night

*SPLASH!*

I'm in the river
My ass is in the river

Yo
Take me out, let me dry
I tickle down in my waist line
The bass is feelin nice

I got my dinner
The bass is finally dinner

I don't want your weever, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will eat my bass

You can keep your tuna, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass

I don't want your weever, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will eat my bass

You can keep your tuna, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass

Yum
Yum
Yum

Y’all better get ready for some yum-yum
For the yum-yum
For the yum-yum
The bass is now ready for the tum-tum
For the tum-tum
For the tum-tum

Yo it’s the bass, yum
Come and get some
Put a pound in digestive system
Many pounds will vacate the kitchen
You fishers better up competition
Me and Steve got the whole boat tipping
Just sit and wait and listen
For the thump-thump
For the thump-thump
Feel the thump-thump
Feel the thump-thump
From the big big fat fat bass
Splashing up in your face
Dinner at our place
Ain't full, let’s have seconds
Gimme more
Gimme more
Here we go
Everybody in the place eat frantic
This bass right here’s gigantic
Yo

It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger

It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger

It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger

It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger

Sandwich for your tuna, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass

Save your trout for later, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass

Save your trout for later, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass

Save your trout for later, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass

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