-> "Sold Brit On Ebay"
Original Song Title:
"Hold It Against Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Sold Brit On Ebay"
The Lyrics
hey over there, little pervert
heard you stole my underwear
hope you know, im an expert
in juridical case
so dont try to sell me
cause i'll bring my advocate
this is gross im in fury
please ashton, tell me i was punked
chorus: if i said i didnt wash my panties, if i said i had wear them twice, if i said i want to sue you, would you sold it on ebay ?
cause they are so comfortable, and i want to sleep good tonight, so if i said i want to sue you, could you sold brit on ebay ?
hey, you must be a little broke
cause they worth way more than that
imma be, little angry
right there at this moment
shame to see, my underwear
sell for one hundread bucks
it's a waste, im not satisfied
your place in jail is reserved
chorus: if i said i didnt wash my panties, if i said i had wear them twice, if i said i want to sue you, would you sold it on ebay ?
cause they are so comfortable, and i want to sleep good tonight, so if i said i want to sue you, could you sold brit on ebay ?
if i said i want to sue you, would you sell it on ebay ?
do you want a slap, cause its like you asked for it
imm' bout make you bankrupt, and show you what im all about
alright, if i said i didnt wash my panties
if i said i want to sue you
would you sell it on ebay
chorus: if i said i didnt wash my panties, if i said i had wear them twice, if i said i want to sue you, would you sold it on ebay ?
cause they are so comfortable, and i want to sleep good tonight, so if i said i want to sue you, could you sold brit on ebay ?
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