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Song Parodies -> "Sold Brit On Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"Hold It Against Me"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Sold Brit On Ebay"

Parody Written by:

Daparodysong

The Lyrics

a little parody, just because i love that song and i had not make a parody since so long...
hey over there, little pervert
heard you stole my underwear
hope you know, im an expert
in juridical case
so dont try to sell me
cause i'll bring my advocate
this is gross im in fury
please ashton, tell me i was punked

chorus: if i said i didnt wash my panties, if i said i had wear them twice, if i said i want to sue you, would you sold it on ebay ?
cause they are so comfortable, and i want to sleep good tonight, so if i said i want to sue you, could you sold brit on ebay ?

hey, you must be a little broke
cause they worth way more than that
imma be, little angry
right there at this moment
shame to see, my underwear
sell for one hundread bucks
it's a waste, im not satisfied
your place in jail is reserved

chorus: if i said i didnt wash my panties, if i said i had wear them twice, if i said i want to sue you, would you sold it on ebay ?
cause they are so comfortable, and i want to sleep good tonight, so if i said i want to sue you, could you sold brit on ebay ?

if i said i want to sue you, would you sell it on ebay ?

do you want a slap, cause its like you asked for it
imm' bout make you bankrupt, and show you what im all about

alright, if i said i didnt wash my panties
if i said i want to sue you
would you sell it on ebay

chorus: if i said i didnt wash my panties, if i said i had wear them twice, if i said i want to sue you, would you sold it on ebay ?
cause they are so comfortable, and i want to sleep good tonight, so if i said i want to sue you, could you sold brit on ebay ?


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Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Da - Not familiar with TOS (The Original Song), but what a concept! ;D
Daparodysong - April 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks alot :)

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