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Song Parodies -> "Single Gays"

Original Song Title:

"Single Ladies"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Single Gays"

Parody Written by:

Lush

The Lyrics

(At least I hope Beyonce wont mind my re-writing her great lyrics)Please feel free to use this homage to same sex marriage anywhere you see fit. I cannot give you full rights as I'm pretty sure I'd have to get those off Beyonce But if someone wants to contact her and pass this one I would be honoured to help out so love peace and harmony regardless of race, creed, colour, gender, sexuality, hair,eyese, glasess, contact lrenses or any other differecnes I might have overlooked...as long as it's consensual!)
All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)
All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)
All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)
All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)

It might have been club (club)
Where we hooked up (Up)
Just doin’ our own loving thing

We decided a trip (trip)
With a white wedding slip (Slip)
But our love you see it just can’t be

Cause I love you (You)
And you love me (me)
The Government just won’t let it be

After all these years
And all the tears
Why won’t they just let our marriage be


Cause I like it and I wanna put a ring on it
Yes I love it and I Wanna put a ring on it
Yeah I’m mad looking round seeing how you do it
Cause if I love you then I wanna put a ring on it

But I’m gay ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay ay ay
But I’m gay ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay ay ay

Cause I like it and I wanna put a ring on it
Yes I love it and I Wanna put a ring on it
Yeah I’m mad looking round seeing how you do it
Cause if I love you then I wanna put a ring on it

Some boys gloss their lips (lips)
And love a man on their hips (hips)
Dancing tighter than my old jeans

But were actin' up (up)
Because these laws suck (suck)
I can’t care less what you think

We need permission
To get a loving mention?
To the world our own true affection

Cause you get your turn (turn)
And now it’s time to learn (learn)
That a civil union just aint enough for me.

Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

But I’m gay ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay ay ay
But I’m gay ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay ay ay
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Cause I like it and I wanna put a ring on it
Yes I love it and I Wanna put a ring on it
Yeah I’m mad looking round seeing how you do it
Cause if I love you then I wanna put a ring on it

But I’m gay ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay ay ay
But I’m gay ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay ay ay

Hey don't treat me like I’m in some kinda freaky world
Just because I’m in love with another girl
Her love is what I prefer, and I deserve
Here's a lass that makes me then takes me and delivers me
To a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into her arms
She say’s I'm the one she want’s
I don’t want to be alone now our love has grown
Marry me to make our love a happy home.

All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)
All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)
All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)
All the Lesbian’s (all the Homo fellas)

But I’m gay ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay ay ay
It’s bad they say ay ay ay ay ay Gay gay gay ay ay ay

Wha-oh-oh
Cause I like it and I wanna put a ring on it
Yes I love it and I Wanna put a ring on it
Yeah I’m mad looking round seeing how you do it
Cause if I love you then I wanna put a ring on it

Wha-oh-oh
Cause I like it and I wanna put a ring on it
Yes I love it and I Wanna put a ring on it
Yeah I’m mad looking round seeing how you do it
Cause if I love you then I wanna put a ring on it

To-day ay ay ay ay

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