-> "Now I Feel Like Throwing Up"
Original Song Title:
"Here's To Never Growing Up"
Parody Song Title:
"Now I Feel Like Throwing Up"
The Lyrics
Rooting for Dale Jr. at the top of my lungs
With the 88 speeding by in the NASCAR Sprint Cup
I had 3 bottles of Yuengling, but now I'm too drunk
And now I feel like throwing up
I called up my friends
Going hard on race weekend
For no damn reason,
I don't think a thing has changed
I met them at the spot
Half past 10:00
I don't think that I can stop
I don't think I'll ever change
I thought I could drink forever
Drink forever, drink forever
Drink forever, yeah
Screaming for Dale Jr. at the top of my lungs
As he goes on past trying to win the Sprint Cup
I've had four bottles of Yuengling and now I'm too drunk
I really feel like throwing up
I'll be running through the infield messing up the grass
I'm like yeah, whatever, of course I'll do that
When the checkered flag drops, I'll be raising my cup
But then I'll feel like throwing up
Oh whoa, I'll feel like throwing up
Now I really feel like throwing up
I follow NASCAR
Drink at infield bars
I trash other people's cars
I just don't want to change
I almost throw up but I don't do it
I don't really care and I'm never going to change
I thought I could drink forever, yeah, drink forever
I thought I could drink forever, yeah, drink forever
But right now I'm stupidly drunk
Rooting for Dale Jr. at the top of my lungs
As he passes us on the track trying to win the Sprint Cup
I had 5 bottles of Yuengling and now I'm stupidly drunk
And yeah, I feel like throwing up
I'll be running through the infield messing up the grass
But I realized that I shouldn't have done that
Now I've had too much, I'm not raising any more cups
'Cause now I feel like throwing up
Right now I feel like throwing up
Heck yeah, I feel like throwing up
Now I am way too drunk on lager
I'm just way too drunk on lager, yeah
(J.C.: Oh, this isn't good.)
Screaming for Dale Jr. at the top of my lungs
He's already won another race in the Sprint Cup
After 5 bottles of Yuengling, I've gotten too drunk
Now I really feel like throwing up
I've been running through the infield, messing up the grass
I've finally realized that I shouldn't have done that
Now I've had too much - I can't raise my cup
'Cause now I feel like throwing up
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, now I feel like throwing up
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, now I don't feel too great
Now I feel like throwing up
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