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Song Parodies -> "At Our Playgroup Acting Up"

Original Song Title:

"Here's To Never Growing Up"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"At Our Playgroup Acting Up"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Avril Lavigne recently released the single "Here's To Never Growing Up", an anthemic tribute to the apparent joys of teenhood drunkenness. I wondered what the song would have been like had she catered the lyrics to an even younger demographic.
Singing "Wheels On the Bus" at the top of our lungs
And my juicebox leaking while I'm sucking my thumb
You got a bottle of Enfamil that is nearly half-drunk
Now our Playgroup's here, we're acting up

Mommy and her friends, their wills are weakened
From all our squealin', got activities arranged
Hot dogs, tater tots; make a mess a lot!
Play with pans and pots; soon my diaper needs a change

Play, we can play forever, play
We can play forever, hey
We could play forever Mom!

Singing "Old McDonald" at the top of our lungs
Then the toy box topples while we jump all around
We're spastic little toddlers, just 6 miniature punks
Ringing ears in Playgroup, acting up
Now it's Sesame Street, shouting "ELMO'S WORLD!"
We are holy terrors, just don't let us get bored
Then a Mom comes 'round filling sippy cups
Sipping juice til Bobby's throwing up
Oh no, oh no, at our Playgroup acting up
Oh no, oh no, at our Playgroup acting up

We chew up fruit bars, crash the Tonka cars
We might go too far, else our Moms will be deranged
We just all show up, and Ho-Cus Po-cus
All the toys are shucked, then my diaper needs a change

Say--can we play forever? Say
Can we play forever? Hey,
We could play forever, Mom!

Sing "The Alphabet Song" at the top of our lungs
Now my white socks staining as I step in the mud
It's a battle in the backyard, and our weapons are gunk
Screaming in our Playgroup, acting up
Now gather at the table to do arts and crafts
Cut up newspapers for paper maiche cats
Our patience is down, soon the Moms will give up
Leaving us alone, we're acting up

Ho ho, ho ho, we're at Playgroup acting up
Ho ho, ho ho, we're at Playgroup acting up
Play, wanna play forever, play
Want to play forever, hey
We can't stay forever, Mom?

Feeling light in the head, and we ran out of songs
Now all the Moms say that it's time for Cleanup
Well, we gotta say 'whatever', Cleanup stinks like a skunk
Saying we can't stand the cleaning up!
But playing over here was sweet, it was a blast
It was only 2 hours, we were crazy rugrats
With the sun going down, we are yawning little pups
Napping after Playgroup acting up

Oh whoa, oh whoa, after Playgroup acting up (continuously)
(Can we come another day?...Me oh me oh my...Thanks a lot for showing up, hahaha!)





Copyright 2013, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - April 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Much better than the Avril song. There's a million songs about High School students not wanting to grow up but I think only one song about little babies not wanting to grow up. "I won't grow up I'm a Toys R Us Kid"
Arwen - May 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...hahaha! I've actually been watching a some friends' two year old this week, while they are out of the country on a business trip...so I think I relate to some of this a little too much for not having any kids of my own. Nice job, Agri!
Rex - May 04, 2013 - Report this comment
This should be the theme for "Rugrats". Fun stuff.
Max Power - May 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Most of the time, playtime is a resting time.
bobpiecheese - May 07, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, that's a catchy little reminder as to why I hate children. Fantastic stuff, Agri, 555!
Blaydeman - May 07, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I loved this! I work in a preschool, so this was like "YES!" so frikin' funny!

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