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Song Parodies -> "Rapture Song"

Original Song Title:

"What the Hell"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Rapture Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I tried submitting this while the rapture was relevant
You think I’m a crazy hypocrite
‘cuz my name is Robert Fitzpatrick
Rapture can’t be stopped
It don’t matter if you’re ready or not

Idiocracy to my knees
Listen to me
‘cuz im a broke
False prophet
Who’s lonely

All my life I’ve been good
And now God’s like “judgment day”
Course will litter the ground
And I won’t feel too bad about
How you’re screwed
‘cuz you’re doomed
No one can save you
Sorry dude
You went to the wrong church
An d now, you’ll burn in Hell

What? What? What? It’s in the bible!

So what if we said it a thousand times before?
The signs are just too hard to ignore
I’d rather know when than be good everyday
Excuse me please, I need a moment to pray

I’m on my knees praying “Jesus take me”
Because damnation come with Palin’s Presidency

All my life I’ve been good and now
God’s like “judgment day”
This planet is a mess
I know I’ll pass the test

I need a lift
From a space ship
Driven by a wizard zombie
I know I’ll be chosen
But when the hell?

Today I didn’t make my bed
Cuz tomorrow we’re gonna be dead
Wait, forget what I just said
Cuz I never make my bed

The rapture didn’t happen
Oh well,
Wait for 2012
Don’t want to spoil my chance
To get into heave
Until the next apocalypse come around
Oh well, 2012.

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