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Song Parodies -> "Flapjacks"
Original Song Title:
"Black Math"
(MP3)Original Performer:
White Stripes
Parody Song Title:
"Flapjacks"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Do you think I'm eating flapjacks now
My taste buds under attack now
Mabye I'll spread on some butter
And eat myself, then eat anothrer
My pancakes are all sitting in a stack now
The hotter cakes are causing me plaque now
Maybe I'll learn to put down my fork
Eat my pancakes, eat my beef and my pork
Flapjacks dominating my plate
Lost count of how many I ate
Almost 46 54 48
Better stop eating beforeits too late
Maybe I'll learn to put down my fork
Eat my pancakes, eat my beef and my pork
Give me some syrup don't add Land O Lakes
Is it the mouth or the stomach
That helps me clean my plates
I can't tell you how fat I am
I'm eating up things as fast as I can
Maybe I'll learn to put down my fork
Eat my pancakes, eat my beef and my pork
My taste buds under attack now
Mabye I'll spread on some butter
And eat myself, then eat anothrer
My pancakes are all sitting in a stack now
The hotter cakes are causing me plaque now
Maybe I'll learn to put down my fork
Eat my pancakes, eat my beef and my pork
Flapjacks dominating my plate
Lost count of how many I ate
Almost 46 54 48
Better stop eating beforeits too late
Maybe I'll learn to put down my fork
Eat my pancakes, eat my beef and my pork
Give me some syrup don't add Land O Lakes
Is it the mouth or the stomach
That helps me clean my plates
I can't tell you how fat I am
I'm eating up things as fast as I can
Maybe I'll learn to put down my fork
Eat my pancakes, eat my beef and my pork
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