Original Song Title:
"7 Nation Army"
Parody Song Title:
I'm gonna buy one now
A 6-inch Subway sandwich couldn't hold me back
They already ripped me off
Took hard-earned cash right outta my bag
And I'm talkin' to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Chomping through my Sub
And the message comin' from my eyes says I want a refund...
Don't wanna hear about it
Every single Sub tastes like the same thing
Everyone knows about it
From the sandwich to the salad to the sauce
And if I catch you comin' back my way
I'm going back there now
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do
And the feeling coming from my bones says I'm gonna need my phone...
I'm going to wait in line
I'm ready for my Subway, I can't wait no more
I'm gonna order now
'Til you refund me at the store
And I'm screaming, and I'm screaming, and I'm screaming
Right before the door
All the college students are gonna capture me
And I will yell no more
And when I'm eating Subway it makes me fat..
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