I write lots of slash
I put it online whatever
Couple I use
Cause men look so fine together
Harry and Ron
Obi Wan Qui Gon
People say someone will sue
But they haven't got a clue about it

Cuz I'm just a teenage faghag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage faghag, baby
Come write some yummy slash, baby . . . with me. Ooh!

I write of 'N Sync
The Sex Pistols and The Cure
Duran Duran
Cause Nick fancies John, I'm sure
Mulder Krycek
The donkey and Shrek
My parents don't have a clue
But if they did, what would they do about it?

Cuz I'm just a teenage faghag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage faghag, baby
Come write some yummy slash, baby . . . with me. Ooh!
Ooh yeah . . . faghag.
No you just don't know what you're missin'.

There's this boy I know
I think that he's gay and slash him; oh, please God, no!
I've got an e-mail from him, what will it say?
I open it and pray
Why was I ever so rash?
Why did I ever write slash about him?

"I've really enjoyed your stories, baby.
We could write slash together, maybe.
I'm just a teenage faghag, baby . . . like you." Ooh!
Ooh yeah . . . faghag .
No you just don't know what you're missin'.