Syndication hooked me,
Saw "Space Seed" a thousand times
it's really great
got every episode on tape
Oh, how it rocks
Picard's on my socks
I miss Gene Roddenberry,
and I really give a damn about it

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Cause I'm just a Die Hard Trekkie, baby
Yeah I'm just a Die Hard Trekkie, baby
Go sunbathe with Geordi glasses like me, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

Star Trek II made me cry,
but it was an awesome flick
and I'd pay $400 for all the Mego figures
my dad's a Trekkie
he lives on my block
and I wish McCoy was my doctor,
and Captain Kirk is a big stud, baby

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A real, Trekkie, you don't know what you are missing
A real, Trekkie, you don't know what you are missing

Just got a DVD
of Star Trek 2, 3, 4, and 5
Low and behold
Captain Picard is too old
to be a stud,
and Janeway's a dud,
but I miss Gene Roddenberry,
and I really give a damn about it

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I got two tickets to a convention baby,
come with me Sunday don't say maybe
I'm just a die-hard Trekkie like you, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

A real, Trekkie, you don't know what you are missing
A real, Trekkie, you don't know what you're miss-ING