Song Parodies -> Eat Us Teenage Cannibal
| Original Song Title: | "Teenage Dirtbag" |
| Original Performer: | Wheatus |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eat Us Teenage Cannibal" |
| Parody Written by: | Sparkie and YASMR |
Her name is Noel, She rings the dinner bell, I got home ec in half an hour; Oh how she tastes with jelly and fish paste, but she doesn't know who I am; And she doesn't give a damn about me.
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Cause I'm just a teenage cannibal baby. Yeah I'm just a teenage cannibal baby. Come and Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Her boyfriend's tastes of duck; He brings marinade to school and he'd simply eat my ass if he knew the truth; He sits on my plate; He mustard and skate; But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Chorus
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, her parents don'tknow why she's missing.
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, her parents don't know why she's missing.
Man I feel like cod; It's prom night and I am hungry; Lo and behold, she's walking over to me; This must be fake; my stomach starts to shake; How does she know who I am; and why does she give a damn about . . .
I've got two tickets to all you can eat baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, I'm just a teenage cannibal baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, she doesn't know why she's missing.
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, she doesn't know why she's missing.
Chorus
Cause I'm just a teenage cannibal baby. Yeah I'm just a teenage cannibal baby. Come and Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Her boyfriend's tastes of duck; He brings marinade to school and he'd simply eat my ass if he knew the truth; He sits on my plate; He mustard and skate; But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.
Chorus
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, her parents don'tknow why she's missing.
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, her parents don't know why she's missing.
Man I feel like cod; It's prom night and I am hungry; Lo and behold, she's walking over to me; This must be fake; my stomach starts to shake; How does she know who I am; and why does she give a damn about . . .
I've got two tickets to all you can eat baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, I'm just a teenage cannibal baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, she doesn't know why she's missing.
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, she doesn't know why she's missing.
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