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Song Parodies -> "Eat Us Teenage Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wheatus

Parody Song Title:

"Eat Us Teenage Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

Sparkie and YASMR

The Lyrics

Her name is Noel, She rings the dinner bell, I got home ec in half an hour; Oh how she tastes with jelly and fish paste, but she doesn't know who I am; And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus
Cause I'm just a teenage cannibal baby. Yeah I'm just a teenage cannibal baby. Come and Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Her boyfriend's tastes of duck; He brings marinade to school and he'd simply eat my ass if he knew the truth; He sits on my plate; He mustard and skate; But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus

Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, her parents don'tknow why she's missing.
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, her parents don't know why she's missing.

Man I feel like cod; It's prom night and I am hungry; Lo and behold, she's walking over to me; This must be fake; my stomach starts to shake; How does she know who I am; and why does she give a damn about . . .

I've got two tickets to all you can eat baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, I'm just a teenage cannibal baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, she doesn't know why she's missing.
Oh yeah, Cannibal; No, she doesn't know why she's missing.

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 21

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