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Song Parodies -> "Toothbrush (Vermin Supreme's theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Hash Pipe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Toothbrush (Vermin Supreme's theme)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

About perennial candidate and performance artist Vermin Supreme, known for wearing a large boot on his head. He's running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2012. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme I remember back in 2008, ol' Rush Limbaugh launched a campaign called "Operation Chaos", encouraging his dittoheads to cross over into the Democratic primary to disrupt the nominating process. I wonder if Rush is going to spearhead an "Operation Chaos 2.0"; it'd be quite embarrasing for Pres. Obama if Vermin Supreme were to be the surprise winner of the NH primary on the strength of the dittohead vote.
Some say that I'm crazy
Or out of my mind
I have run many times for office
But I've lost every time
When elected to office
Make y'all brush your teeth
With transgenic flying monkeys
Dental hygeine's my belief

Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, you've got your ballot
Oh, I've got my toothbrush

I can't help my headgear
That looks just like a boot
Must stand out in the crowd
If I'm to spread the truth
The White House, it needs me
To fight tooth decay
Good men, pay attention
And heed what I say

Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, you've got your ballot
Oh, I've got my toothbrush
Oh, you've got your straw polls
I've got my neckties
I've got my toothbrush

Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, you've got your ballot
Oh, I've got my toothbrush
Oh, you've got your straw polls
I've got my neckties
I've got my toothbrush
I've got my toothbrush
I've got my toothbrush
I've got my toothbrush

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