-> "Toothbrush (Vermin Supreme's theme)"
Original Song Title:
"Hash Pipe"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Toothbrush (Vermin Supreme's theme)"
The Lyrics
Some say that I'm crazy
Or out of my mind
I have run many times for office
But I've lost every time
When elected to office
Make y'all brush your teeth
With transgenic flying monkeys
Dental hygeine's my belief
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, you've got your ballot
Oh, I've got my toothbrush
I can't help my headgear
That looks just like a boot
Must stand out in the crowd
If I'm to spread the truth
The White House, it needs me
To fight tooth decay
Good men, pay attention
And heed what I say
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, you've got your ballot
Oh, I've got my toothbrush
Oh, you've got your straw polls
I've got my neckties
I've got my toothbrush
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, come on vote for me
Oh, you've got your ballot
Oh, I've got my toothbrush
Oh, you've got your straw polls
I've got my neckties
I've got my toothbrush
I've got my toothbrush
I've got my toothbrush
I've got my toothbrush
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