Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Meat Cleaver"
Original Song Title:
"Hash Pipe"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Weezer
Parody Song Title:
"Meat Cleaver"
Parody Written by:
BulldozerBegins
The Lyrics
The same guy who went on a chicken-killing frenzy in "The Only Resort" is back - and this time, he's after ducks!
1. The ducks are so tasy;/
And they hide in the shed!/
I will / cut them up / I will not; /
Rest till they're dead!/
The autumn is coming;/
And it's time to harvest!/
And their drumsticks are certain;/
To pass my taste test!/
(Chorus)
(Oh! / They're quacking at me! / ) x 2
(Oh...) / They're running from me!/
(Oh...) / They've got their feathers! /
(Oh...) / Got butchering fever! /
(Instrumental Break)
2. I love the Muscovies; /
They taste the best, you know! /
They huff rather than quack;/
Thought you wanted to know!/
The nailed log is ready; /
Now the birdie go chop! /
And into the bucket/
Bought at the concrete shop!/
(Second Chorus)
(Oh! / They're quacking at me! / ) x 2
(Oh...) / They're running from me!/
(Oh...) / They've got their feathers! /
(Oh...) / Got butchering fever! /
(Oh...) / They try escaping! /
Brought a meat cleaver! /
Got a meat cleaver!/
(Repeat Second Chorus)
And they hide in the shed!/
I will / cut them up / I will not; /
Rest till they're dead!/
The autumn is coming;/
And it's time to harvest!/
And their drumsticks are certain;/
To pass my taste test!/
(Chorus)
(Oh! / They're quacking at me! / ) x 2
(Oh...) / They're running from me!/
(Oh...) / They've got their feathers! /
(Oh...) / Got butchering fever! /
(Instrumental Break)
2. I love the Muscovies; /
They taste the best, you know! /
They huff rather than quack;/
Thought you wanted to know!/
The nailed log is ready; /
Now the birdie go chop! /
And into the bucket/
Bought at the concrete shop!/
(Second Chorus)
(Oh! / They're quacking at me! / ) x 2
(Oh...) / They're running from me!/
(Oh...) / They've got their feathers! /
(Oh...) / Got butchering fever! /
(Oh...) / They try escaping! /
Brought a meat cleaver! /
Got a meat cleaver!/
(Repeat Second Chorus)
"Meat Cleaver" is off of my Every Ape and His Brother album The Chicken of the Opera.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
You're deranged.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/weezer78.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1069
