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Song Parodies -> "Telephone Bills"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Telephone Bills"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Where I come from isn't all that great
My cell phone is roaming around
My common sense is a little whack
And my friends can be as screwy as me

I rather go to a pay phone
Bad girls never prank call me
Why should they?
Although I still got
Some money in my pocket

Telephone bills
That's what I'm afraid of [phone rings twice]
Got to pay telephone bills
Telephone bills
I already had enough [phone rings twice]
Got to pay telephone bills

Can't withstand phony yakkers
They're just driving me up the wall
I got high bills because of
Annoying prank phone calls

Where wasting time is more common
Where calling up strangers is king
The phone police are coming
When it's the next worst thing

Telephone bills
That's what I'm afraid of [phone rings twice]
Got to pay telephone bills
Telephone bills
I already had enough [phone rings twice]
Got to pay telephone bills

The truth is I don't answer calls
That are kinda mean and nasty
Something has gone wrong

Well I don't
Why did I have to talk a lot
Phony calls standing in my way
They're always spoiling my life
They ruined my day

Telephone bills
That's what I'm afraid of [phone rings twice]
Got to pay telephone bills
Telephone bills
I already had enough [phone rings twice]
Got to pay telephone bills

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Yoidy - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya know, when ya get right down to it, life is all about paying telephone bills!
Below Average Dave - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
TSB, I have to say, the vast majority of parodies I've read by you have been rushed, and well, not well thought out. . .this one however was. I hope to read more like this by you in the future. I tend not to vote unless I can say 555, but I wanted to leave a comment on this one to comment on your continuing improvement over previous writings by you.
George Hamlinton IV - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Fitu Petaia couldda written something better than this
C.J. Spindler - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Geroge Hamilinton, shut the hell up. I'll have you know that George W. Bush is smarter than you. I hope Chucky G and the mods block your IP someday cuz' you're a nuisance.
George Hamlinton IV - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
You bore me CJ Spindler.
C.J. Spindler to Geroge - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
As Ashley Tissdale once said, You're a painen in my flugen.
George Hamlinton IV - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
CJ Spindler, there is such a thing as Freedom Of Speech. And TSB never writes a decent parody.
C.J. Spindler - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
If that were true, then your mama would be sleeping with George W. Bush.
baa - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
haha, good one C.J.!

By the way, I think this author is starting to improve on his parodies, unlike Fitu Potatohead.
George Hamlinton IV - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
baa, don't worry she is sleeping with George W Bush. And the name is Fitu Petaia, not Fitu Potatohead. And all TSB seems to write about is some obscure/unknown Japanese cartoon stuff.
baa - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Tell that to C.J., not me.

Oh, and did you know that Dick Van Dyke's name is actually Penis Van Lesbian?
George Hamlinton IV - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes I did baa. Where is mister CJ? As with any website, you get good ones and you get bad ones.
C.J. Spindler - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, here I am. Just been away, that's all. You are absolutely right, there are good ones and bad ones; can't argue with that.

Let's get on with our lives now, shall we?
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
No offense, but some phony phone calls couldn't hurt anyone. Thanks Yoidy, Dave, George, CJ, and baa.
Zakery "The Weird Man" Wood - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
It was okay! I'm not like the judges on American Idol!!! Please read the lyrics I have on this website!!!

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