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Song Parodies -> "Allergy Pills"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Allergy Pills"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

Im kinda new at this, so tell me what you think
When my nose runs kinda irritates
My sneezing fits are not always that fun
And people ask me if I'm on crack
Cause my eyes are red as George Hamilton

Snot starts running down my face
A pretty girl might just look at me
Don't want her to see me all snotty
Good thing I carry tissues in my pocket

Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I can breathe (achew achew)
Doc prescribes allergy pills
Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I don't always sneeze (achew achew)
Living with allergy pills

Blow my nose when filled with snot
Make sure it's emptied out and clean
Every week get the painful shots
And that is when you hear me scream

I can't be near a single cat
Or type of pollen anything
Mote of dust in my nostrils
My eyes are watering

Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I can breathe (achew achew)
Doc prescribes allergy pills
Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I don't always sneeze (achew achew)
Living with allergy pills

(Guitar Solo)

The truth is... It's just some mischance
It's just something I's born into
And will last all life long

Yes it will - I always will sneeze around wool
And I will always use nose spray
Allergies have ruined my life
That's all I can say

Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I can breathe (achew achew)
Doc prescribes allergy pills
Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I don't always sneeze (achew achew)
Living with allergy pills

Allergy Pills!
Allergy Pills!
Yeah!
Allergy Pills!
Allergy Pills!
Living with alergy pills

ACHEW!!!
Bless you!
Go to http://seanleenonasian.tripod.com/

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Stephen Harrington - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Alittle rough around the edges, but 555. You did pretty good on this and are heading in a good direction skill wise. ^___^
Horace Cox - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought this song was quite correct, as I have extremely bad allergies and people like me need a rock anthem we can jam too!
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Snot bad at all, 555's!
Brian Lesure - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Exxcellent song..unbelieveable u sir are gonna be famous one day...ill bet money on that...everyone else give this guy his due props!
Lt.Killjoy - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LMFAO!
James Wright - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This is the parody that "Beverly Hills" was made for, 555. And this is only your first song?
Chuck Norris - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I will make this the theme song of Walker Texas Ranger!
bob - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one buddy, a tribute to human suffering! 555
Sean - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I am proud to say that this song was included in Tokusou Sentai Blessranger's "Parodyrama!", nobody knows how honored I am
SEAN LEE (NON-ASIAN) - July 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Due to my partnership with recent amiright author "The Artist Formally Known As Karl Yaridovich", this song will be recorded sometime next month and will be on the web alongside Karl's material... so be on the look-out, PEACE!!!!
Cody Slusher - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
OK, I HAVE IT UP TO HERE ABOUT NOT MAKING ANY PARODY ON PORK AND BEANS. IT IS JUST AS EASY AS RIDE A FREAKIN' BICYCLE. OR DO DEAD WRONG BY THE FRAY IT IS NOT THAT HARD. I MADE ONE OF THAT SONG. U GUYS ARE RETARDED. BUT COOL PARODY.
Karl - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Okay, it's about a year later than what was said. The song has finally been recorded! Go to Soundclick.com and search Karl Ramey! Peace!

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