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Original Song Title:

"Perfect Situation"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I know that the song I made the parody from did'nt have any curse words in it, but here's the story:One school day, me and my friend Emmanuel were in lunch eating as usual. Normally we would talk about something funny like we always would, but since we could'nt, I decided to say something at random, but was still comic. Thats where the thought of Awesome super cool kick a** milk got my mind. We came up with many funny things, from movies to television shows, and all the way to this parody I made. My friend thinks I should probably make more, but I think one should've covered it, or should it?
What's the deal, with the line
Why am I too far, too way behind
In a perfect time occasion
Could'nt fix my mind

There's the drink, looking pink
All I have to do is buy it
And I will be glad
But I am way back

Thirsty days, had to race
Could'nt get there any earlier
Now that ain't making it better
But I just can get no milk
From the girls, all around
As they search for somewhere where they can eat in peace
Or just at least

Sip some Awesome super cool kick a** milk
Sip some Awesome super cool kick a** milk

Get your hands, of my milk
can' you see the flavor's strawberry
Is an awful well example
Of what they keep on telling me
Though I cant, have it all
I'll just have to deal with trying to remember
I will never

Sip some Awesome super cool kick a** milk
Sip some Awesome super cool kick a** milk

Tell me there's a carton out there
Leading me to drink off its glare
For the day that something really
Tasty might come

Tell me there's some milk for me
I don't want to be thirsty
For the rest of my time on lunch

Sip some Awesome super cool kick a** milk
Sip some Awesome super cool kick a** milk
Sip some Awesome super cool kick a** milk
Awesome super cool kick a** milk

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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 5   1

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viva la spatula guitarist - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
okay, nothing side-splittingly funny, but a good first attempt. the pacing was off slightly in places, but its decent. 333 tell emmanuel i sed hi?

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