Where I come from isn't all that great
The city always looks like crap
All these people walkin around on crack
And around here no one really knows me

We might have a few good schools
You can even hang out by the sea
Why would you, you ain't nobody
Unless you got money in your pocket

Ft. Lauderdale
It's not a real city
Tryin to be Beverly Hills
Ft. Lauderdale
There are no celebrities
Tryin to be Beverly Hills

You won't see many fancy cars
Movie starts are hardly ever seen
When you look down at the floors
You see the grass is not that green

Fortunately there are no rats
And to do -- there's nothing
Just go jump in someone's pool
And get soaked in chlorine

Ft. Lauderdale
Town full of nerds and geeks
Tryin to be Beverly Hills
Ft.Lauderdale
There are no celebrities
Tryin to be Beverly Hills

The truth is...This place doesn't stand a chance
It's a city that you're sucked into
And you'll be here for long

I don't belong, I have too much class and I'm not cool
And I don't think that I will stay
I should just get on with my life
And leave here today

Ft. Lauderdale
It's not a real city
Tryin to be Beverly Hills
Ft. Lauderdale
There are no celebrities
Tryin to be Beverly Hills

Ft. Lauderdale
Ft. Lauderdale
Ft. Lauderdale
Ft. Lauderdale
Living in Ft. Lauderdale