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Song Parodies -> "General Mills"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"General Mills"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the cereal giant, General Mills (Frosted Flakes is the only non-General Mills cereal included)
Where I come from
You'll find Frosted Flakes
We refrigerate on the middle rack
That Trix rabbit is a little whack
Giants who are barefoot, jolly, and green

You see us on the groc'ry shelves
Some of us make it on TV
Like that damn dough boy, Pillsbury
Or that bi*ch Betty Crocker

General Mills, we are the cereal!
Kickin' butt, General Mills
General Mills, we're breakfast food material!
Post blows goats, General Mills

Look at all those Lucky Charms
Got Chex in corn and wheat and rice
And there's Kix to satisfy
Your little munchkin's snacking vice
Got 2 scoops of Raisin Bran
To keep you regular and clean
Eatin' Kellogg's is for fools
Cuz we're the breakfast King

General Mills, we're whatcha wanna eat!
Cookie Crisp, General Mills
General Mills, Chocula is quite a treat!
Wheaties yup, General Mills

You know there's, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
There's a toy for the kiddies there
That they won't ever use
No they won't, it's just some Ninja Turtle crap
That's missing an arm, maybe two
So go buy Cheerios instead
Honey Nut will do

General Mills, we even make Bisquick!
Jemimah, General Mills
General Mills, sorry if Bugles make you sick!
Gardetto's, General Mills

General Mills!
General Mills!
General Mills!
General Mills!

What's up now, General Mills!
Not gonna lie, this was fun to do

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Agrimorfee - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
And---they all have WHOLE GRAINS! Wow. ;) (surprised you didn't have that annoying sampled voice say "Yummy yummy!" in the chorus...)555
Mike - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I wanted to add something for the sampled voice... then just said fu** it
Billy Boyd - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun parody, Mike. 5's.
geniuskid - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
good one, really good.555
Patrick Yoness - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
555, which is also almost what a box of cereal costs these days...
Mike - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yea no kidding, might as well buy the Meijer brand
Shiek of the Mutilated - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You know what they say: "Whole grains make the difference!"
Matthias - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment
As well as "No grain, no gain" Great one Mikeo Puffs
Dumb Ass Kid - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] A parody with all the right ingredients, but which was missing the fulfilling crunch needed to get full marks 444
Leo Jay - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Very creative!
Red Ant - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not sure which cereals I eat are GM, but if this could be shortened up somehow/edited a bit they might want it as a theme song. Good job Mike.
Arwen - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--LOL...this was great! Quite original, too!
Dee Range - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...very creative. Would make a good commercial, with GM cereals kicking Kellogs off the shelf.
Dr. Bob - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
you should try submitting this to GM to see if they will make a commercial out of it. now i gotta go get my lucky charms. cute original idea.
Jeff Reuben - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job, I'll be singing along on my next grocery trip!
Peter Andersson - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mike Armstrong - The Cereal Killer of the month!
Kristof Robertson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was fun....545
Charlie Decker - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Super concept! Good OS, too. 555
Rick C - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As crisp as a bowl a crunchy granola!
Stuart McArthur - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) dammit Peter A. took my cereal-killer line - nice work Mike
Spaff.com - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I like Weezer and I LOVE cold cereal, so it feels like you wrote this specifically for me. THANK YOU.

I'm shocked at your sin of omission - leaving out the "Gimme gimme"s (Aggro's suggestion for that is a nice one), but I'll forgive you thanks to lines like "missing an arm, maybe two" and "Post blows goats." And again, THANK YOU.
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love the "we even make Bisquick" !
Tim Mayfield - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm wheat ya all the whey!! 5's
Ethan Mawyer - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) i can see some of this used in an advertisement... the wholle thing would work except the censors might object to the betty crocker line and some others
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
:-)
2nz - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, it was fun to read too. The simplicity of a rhyme usually makes it funnier for me, and this had a lot of lines like that.
Mikey Squirrel - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM.. Very clever. I agree with 2nz about simplicity being funny. And also I have my own parodies about Pilsbury, Raisin Bran, and Cheerios. I love food parodies. 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun fun fun. I liked.
0_0 - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i love it!
Your Worst Nightmare - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
A great ode to cereal. 4/5/5!
snoop dogg - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
drop it likes hot

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