-> "General Mills"
Original Song Title:
"Beverly Hills" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Where I come from
You'll find Frosted Flakes
We refrigerate on the middle rack
That Trix rabbit is a little whack
Giants who are barefoot, jolly, and green
You see us on the groc'ry shelves
Some of us make it on TV
Like that damn dough boy, Pillsbury
Or that bi*ch Betty Crocker
General Mills, we are the cereal!
Kickin' butt, General Mills
General Mills, we're breakfast food material!
Post blows goats, General Mills
Look at all those Lucky Charms
Got Chex in corn and wheat and rice
And there's Kix to satisfy
Your little munchkin's snacking vice
Got 2 scoops of Raisin Bran
To keep you regular and clean
Eatin' Kellogg's is for fools
Cuz we're the breakfast King
General Mills, we're whatcha wanna eat!
Cookie Crisp, General Mills
General Mills, Chocula is quite a treat!
Wheaties yup, General Mills
You know there's, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
There's a toy for the kiddies there
That they won't ever use
No they won't, it's just some Ninja Turtle crap
That's missing an arm, maybe two
So go buy Cheerios instead
Honey Nut will do
General Mills, we even make Bisquick!
Jemimah, General Mills
General Mills, sorry if Bugles make you sick!
Gardetto's, General Mills
What's up now, General Mills!
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